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Punchline Quotes

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The joke is, we all have the same punchline  (Punchline Quotes) I love fishing. It’s transcendental meditation with a punchline  (Punchline Quotes) If safety is a joke, then death is the punchline  (Punchline Quotes) Writing a first draft is like groping one’s way into a dark room, or overhearing a faint conversation, or telling a joke whose punchline you’ve forgotten. As someone said, one writes mainly to rewrite, for rewriting and revising are how one’s mind comes to inhabit the material fully  (Punchline Quotes) I even get tired performing standup, which is normally a low-impact exercise in futility but looks hard the way I do it. That’s why I take a lot of breaks, often stopping in the middle of a joke to catch my breath, or blame the crowd for not laughing before the punchline.  (Punchline Quotes) You can’t just explain a joke. Either it isn’t funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.  (Punchline Quotes) Sometimes people try to read into my strip and find out what my state of mind is. And I can say if I’m in a good mood, generally the comic strip starts out in a good mood, but the punchline is very negative and sour.  (Punchline Quotes) The one thing that TV is bad at doing is preaching. There are two extremes, you either turn the people into a punchline or turn them into hero, and both of those things suck, because most people are neither in real life.  (Punchline Quotes) It’s not easy to act, but to direct to act. It goes form one place to the next. It’s not heading for the punchline, and also it’s not about scoring goals. It’s about passing the ball, and the goals will come by themselves  (Punchline Quotes) Be prepared to cut your little extra lines that come after a big punchline and move on to the next joke or routine to give your set more punch and crispness. You can keep them in your set, but if the audience applauds your big line, don’t do your tag when it dies down, just move on  (Punchline Quotes) I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I’m a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline  (Punchline Quotes) As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline  (Punchline Quotes) Sometimes people try to read into my strip and find out what my state of mind is. And I can say if I’m in a good mood, generally the comic strip starts out in a good mood, but the punchline is very negative and sour  (Punchline Quotes) I don’t sit down to write a song; they just come to me from something that somebody says, or something in the news. The punchline comes to me, and I go over it in my head and get the song form. I hadn’t been doing that a lot  (Punchline Quotes) Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that  (Punchline Quotes) Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don’t be a punchline  (Punchline Quotes) Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don’t be a punchline.  (Punchline Quotes)