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Programming Quotes

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming Picture Quote #1

It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature Picture Quote #1

There are two ways to write error - free programs; only the third one works Picture Quote #1

One man's constant is another man's variable Picture Quote #1

When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code Picture Quote #1

Programming is not a science. Programming is a craft Picture Quote #1

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Talk is cheap. Show me the code Picture Quote #1

Any program is only as good as it is useful Picture Quote #1

Programming is much much harder than doing mathematics Picture Quote #1

In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn Picture Quote #1

After graduating in 1973 I went into the programming field Picture Quote #1

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live Picture Quote #1

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code Picture Quote #1

Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances Picture Quote #1

A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant Picture Quote #1

Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress Picture Quote #1

There was something amazingly enticing about programming Picture Quote #1

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If you think about computer programming, it’s as antisocial as it gets Picture Quote #1

Design and programming are human activities; forget that and all is lost Picture Quote #1

Programming is usually taught by examples Picture Quote #1

Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming; feedback is the treatment Picture Quote #1

The greatest single programming language ever designed Picture Quote #1

It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity Picture Quote #1

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The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language Picture Quote #1

Programming is the art of writing essays in crystal clear prose and making them executable Picture Quote #1

The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it Picture Quote #1

I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed Picture Quote #1

If you don’t take responsibility for programming yourself, then someone else will Picture Quote #1

Programming allows you to think about thinking, and while debugging you learn learning Picture Quote #1

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Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming (Programming Quotes) It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature (Programming Quotes) There are two ways to write error - free programs; only the third one works (Programming Quotes) One man's constant is another man's variable (Programming Quotes) When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code (Programming Quotes) Programming is not a science. Programming is a craft (Programming Quotes) Talk is cheap. Show me the code (Programming Quotes) Any program is only as good as it is useful (Programming Quotes) Programming is much much harder than doing mathematics (Programming Quotes) In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn (Programming Quotes) After graduating in 1973 I went into the programming field (Programming Quotes) Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life (Programming Quotes) Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live (Programming Quotes) Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code (Programming Quotes) Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances (Programming Quotes) A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant (Programming Quotes) Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress (Programming Quotes) There was something amazingly enticing about programming (Programming Quotes) If you think about computer programming, it’s as antisocial as it gets (Programming Quotes) Design and programming are human activities; forget that and all is lost (Programming Quotes) Programming is usually taught by examples (Programming Quotes) Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming; feedback is the treatment (Programming Quotes) The greatest single programming language ever designed (Programming Quotes) It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity (Programming Quotes) The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language (Programming Quotes) Programming is the art of writing essays in crystal clear prose and making them executable (Programming Quotes) The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it (Programming Quotes) I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed (Programming Quotes) If you don’t take responsibility for programming yourself, then someone else will (Programming Quotes) Programming allows you to think about thinking, and while debugging you learn learning (Programming Quotes)

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