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It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature (Programmers Quotes)
There are two ways to write error - free programs; only the third one works (Programmers Quotes)
When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code (Programmers Quotes)
Most kids are not dreaming of being programmers, scientists or engineers (Programmers Quotes)
LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing (Programmers Quotes)
Errors have occurred. We won’t tell you where or why. Lazy programmers (Programmers Quotes)
The genes are the master programmers, and they are programming for their lives (Programmers Quotes)
Laziness is a programmers main virtue (Programmers Quotes)
Programmers can be lazy (Programmers Quotes)
Reality is the temporary resultant of continuous struggles between rival gangs of programmers (Programmers Quotes)
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors (Programmers Quotes)
There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them (Programmers Quotes)
Great programmers learn how to program their tools, not just use them (Programmers Quotes)
The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future (Programmers Quotes)
C programmers never die. They are just cast into void (Programmers Quotes)
Programmers are as emotional and irrational as normal people (Programmers Quotes)
Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult (Programmers Quotes)
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language (Programmers Quotes)
Good programmers know what’s beautiful and bad ones don’t (Programmers Quotes)
My duty as a teacher is to train, educate future programmers (Programmers Quotes)
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live (Programmers Quotes)
The standard library saves programmers from having to reinvent the wheel (Programmers Quotes)
Programmers have not been professionals because they haven’t really cared about quality (Programmers Quotes)
The best programmers and internet entrepreneurs are in the Bay Area. Don’t kid yourself about that, not even for a second. (Programmers Quotes)
Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. (Programmers Quotes)
Good programmers stay open minded to that even though there is no obvious way to improve what they’ve done they... they keep looking and they listen to what other people have to say (Programmers Quotes)
Even for the very best programmers ah, sometimes you’ll see someone else’s program or somebody will come along and they’ll show you what can be done in a simpler way (Programmers Quotes)
That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers... What they really hate are lousy programmers (Programmers Quotes)
It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration. (Programmers Quotes)
Python is an experiment in how much freedom programmers need. Too much freedom and nobody can read another’s code; too little and expressiveness is endangered. (Programmers Quotes)