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Programmers Quotes

What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
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When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code  (Programmers Quotes) It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature  (Programmers Quotes) There are two ways to write error - free programs; only the third one works  (Programmers Quotes) Great programmers learn how to program their tools, not just use them  (Programmers Quotes) Errors have occurred. We won’t tell you where or why. Lazy programmers  (Programmers Quotes) C programmers never die. They are just cast into void  (Programmers Quotes) Programmers are as emotional and irrational as normal people  (Programmers Quotes) Most kids are not dreaming of being programmers, scientists or engineers  (Programmers Quotes) Programmers have not been professionals because they haven’t really cared about quality  (Programmers Quotes) Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult  (Programmers Quotes) There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them  (Programmers Quotes) All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors  (Programmers Quotes) Programmers can be lazy  (Programmers Quotes) Laziness is a programmers main virtue  (Programmers Quotes) Reality is the temporary resultant of continuous struggles between rival gangs of programmers  (Programmers Quotes) LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing  (Programmers Quotes) The genes are the master programmers, and they are programming for their lives  (Programmers Quotes) The genes are the master programmers, and they are programming for their lives  (Programmers Quotes) Good programmers know what’s beautiful and bad ones don’t  (Programmers Quotes) The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future  (Programmers Quotes) Good programmers know what’s beautiful and bad ones don’t  (Programmers Quotes) The standard library saves programmers from having to reinvent the wheel  (Programmers Quotes) Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships  (Programmers Quotes) Real programmers can write assembly code in any language  (Programmers Quotes) My duty as a teacher is to train, educate future programmers  (Programmers Quotes) Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live  (Programmers Quotes) Beyond basic mathematical aptitude, the difference between good programmers and great programmers is verbal ability  (Programmers Quotes) Python is an experiment in how much freedom programmers need. Too much freedom and nobody can read another’s code; too little and expressiveness is endangered.  (Programmers Quotes) That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers... What they really hate are lousy programmers  (Programmers Quotes) Facebook is not a physical country, but with 900 million users, its ‘population’ comes third after China and India. It may not be able to tax or jail its inhabitants, but its executives, programmers, and engineers do exercise a form of governance over people’s online activities and identities.  (Programmers Quotes)
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