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Player Girl Quotes

Like my best friend, I asked for drums for Christmas, and got them. But when he moved on to guitar, I realized two things: (1) guitar is a much more expressive instrument, (2) way more girls pay attention to guitar players than to drummers Picture Quote #1

It’s a real player move to take a girl wine-tasting on a date - she’ll like that Picture Quote #1

Every girl who has dated a football player ... They all have sex the same way Picture Quote #1

I have learned not to overlook the advantages of being me. From when I was a softball player, and I held the stolen bases record. I would slide into second with my prostheses, and the girl on the base could either step aside or meet two wooden sticks Picture Quote #1

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Like my best friend, I asked for drums for Christmas, and got them. But when he moved on to guitar, I realized two things: (1) guitar is a much more expressive instrument, (2) way more girls pay attention to guitar players than to drummers (Player Girl Quotes) It’s a real player move to take a girl wine-tasting on a date - she’ll like that (Player Girl Quotes) Every girl who has dated a football player ... They all have sex the same way. (Player Girl Quotes) I have learned not to overlook the advantages of being me. From when I was a softball player, and I held the stolen bases record. I would slide into second with my prostheses, and the girl on the base could either step aside or meet two wooden sticks (Player Girl Quotes)