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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.  (Pit Bull Quotes) We only have one dog now. Calamity Jane had to be put down. She was very old, and her medicine no longer controlled her seizures. Dilly is five now, I think. He’s a neutered American Pit Bull Terrier, very gentle, about the color of buckskin  (Pit Bull Quotes) We’re like America’s little pit bull. They beat it, starve it, mistreat it, and once in a while they let it out to attack somebody  (Pit Bull Quotes) A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn’t much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip  (Pit Bull Quotes) The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor’s cat shot right out  (Pit Bull Quotes) All dogs can become aggressive, but the difference between an aggressive Chihuahua and an aggressive pit bull is that the pit bull can do more damage. That’s why it’s important to make sure you are a hundred percent ready for the responsibility if you own a ‘power’ breed, like a pit bull, German shepherd, or Rottweiler  (Pit Bull Quotes) I think reconciliation is Obama’s goal - but the fight with the Republicans is like a fight with pit bulls, they never let go. Even worse, now the Republicans feel they can keep pushing and he will keep giving. They have not seen a stiff resistance on his part  (Pit Bull Quotes) I take my son to school and then I drive 45 minutes to practice with my ABA team, the Florida Pit Bulls, from 10 to 1. In the afternoon, I have meetings  (Pit Bull Quotes) A pit bull is like a fighter. Every so often it needs to taste blood  (Pit Bull Quotes) I have pit bulls barking at me on half of the love songs  (Pit Bull Quotes) The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining  (Pit Bull Quotes) My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!  (Pit Bull Quotes) When I was little, my friends would gush over wedding gowns and honeymoons. But I saw too many people flush decades together down the toilet over money or kids or meaningless flings. My own parents chose to stay married, which I think is rather funny, since they show about as much affection for each other as pit bulls in a ring. Tying the knot means slipping a noose around love and choking it to death  (Pit Bull Quotes) I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I’ve been writing a lot of dog jokes. I should probably give up now, because I’m writing jokes about my dog  (Pit Bull Quotes) I smell blood. I’m like a pit bull. Once I taste blood I’m on you.. and I’m about to taste blood  (Pit Bull Quotes) My father owned pit bulls when I was young. He sometimes fought them. My brother and a lot of the men in my community owned pit bulls as well: sometimes they fought them for honor, never for money  (Pit Bull Quotes) I have a husband and four rescue dogs. There is no option of no dogs on the bed. This is how I know my husband will be a good father someday. The pit bull sleeps on top of my husband. On top of him! He has to remove her sometimes because she snores too loudly into his ear and he can’t take it. But he moves her in such a cute, gentle way, and he doesn’t care about fur on the bed  (Pit Bull Quotes) When you are a pit bull, and you love what you do and you are going to continue to grow, that talent will find its way out  (Pit Bull Quotes) I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick  (Pit Bull Quotes)