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Peter Cook Quotes

Job was what you’d technically describe as a loony Picture Quote #1

What terrible sins I have working for me. I suppose it’s the wages Picture Quote #1

I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as ‘broil’ . . . I’m sorry, I’ll just feel that again Picture Quote #1

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly Picture Quote #1

The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there Picture Quote #1

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it Picture Quote #1

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Have you the wing? Picture Quote #1

Just putting a tiny little ventilation hole in this oil tanker Picture Quote #1

You fill me with inertia Picture Quote #1

I may have done some other things as good but I am sure none better. I haven’t matured, progressed, grown, become deeper, wiser, or funnier. But then, I never thought I would Picture Quote #1

Everything I’ve ever told you, including this, is a lie Picture Quote #1

One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it Picture Quote #1

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I’ve done a good deed. I gave that little twit his soul back. Wasn’t that generous? Picture Quote #1

If there’s one thing I can’t bear, it’s when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can’t bear that Picture Quote #1

You know, I go to the theatre to be entertained... I don’t want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug addiction... I can get all that at home Picture Quote #1

I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the absence of falling coal Picture Quote #1

As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are Picture Quote #1

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Job was what you’d technically describe as a loony (Peter Cook Quotes) What terrible sins I have working for me. I suppose it’s the wages (Peter Cook Quotes) I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as ‘broil’ . . . I’m sorry, I’ll just feel that again. (Peter Cook Quotes) I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly (Peter Cook Quotes) The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there (Peter Cook Quotes) I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it (Peter Cook Quotes) Have you the wing? (Peter Cook Quotes) Just putting a tiny little ventilation hole in this oil tanker (Peter Cook Quotes) You fill me with inertia (Peter Cook Quotes) I may have done some other things as good but I am sure none better. I haven’t matured, progressed, grown, become deeper, wiser, or funnier. But then, I never thought I would (Peter Cook Quotes) Everything I’ve ever told you, including this, is a lie (Peter Cook Quotes) One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it (Peter Cook Quotes) I’ve done a good deed. I gave that little twit his soul back. Wasn’t that generous? (Peter Cook Quotes) If there’s one thing I can’t bear, it’s when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can’t bear that (Peter Cook Quotes) You know, I go to the theatre to be entertained... I don’t want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug addiction... I can get all that at home (Peter Cook Quotes) I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the absence of falling coal (Peter Cook Quotes) As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are (Peter Cook Quotes)