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Pet Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why






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Text Quotes
Thank goodness pets can't talk, they all know too much (Pet Quotes)
OMG you're home! I've missed you! I see you have returned. Feed me now (Pet Quotes)
My dog is not just a pet. My dog is family (Pet Quotes)
Thank you for ordering the crazy cat lady starter kit (Pet Quotes)
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog (Pet Quotes)
Best part of the day is coming home to a wagging tail (Pet Quotes)
You're done petting me when I say you're done (Pet Quotes)
I really want you to pet me but I also kinda want to bite you (Pet Quotes)
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face (Pet Quotes)
Before. After (Pet Quotes)
And then I said cats are pets for poor people (Pet Quotes)
Found it! Another home for the dog (Pet Quotes)
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him (Pet Quotes)
The master's home yay!! You're late slave! (Pet Quotes)
You never yell when the cat does it (Pet Quotes)
I know, I know (Pet Quotes)
To file. To do. To pet (Pet Quotes)
Having a pet is the reason I only spend 97 percent of the day thinking about myself (Pet Quotes)
Why do we love our pets so much? Because for every human being that tries to knock us down there is a pet in our lives ready, willing and able, to help us get back up (Pet Quotes)
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you (Pet Quotes)
I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source (Pet Quotes)
The true competitors are the ones who always play to win (Pet Quotes)
Everybody thinks they have the best dog (Pet Quotes)
Yes, you may pet me while I wait for my human (Pet Quotes)
My little dog (Pet Quotes)
What are you doing? You can't pee without me (Pet Quotes)
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet (Pet Quotes)