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Paul Merton Quotes

The thing about improvisation is that it’s not about what you say. It’s listening to what other people say. It’s about what you hear Picture Quote #1

In fact, I don’t watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it Picture Quote #1

I’ve never been disappointed by politicians. I’ve never invested that much in them in the first place Picture Quote #1

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? Picture Quote #1

I think having an outsider’s viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian Picture Quote #1

I don’t consider myself a fashion victim. I consider fashion a victim of me Picture Quote #1

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I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones who’d spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it Picture Quote #1

I’ll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I’ve never got over it Picture Quote #1

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn’t about remembering jokes. It was about creating them Picture Quote #1

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The thing about improvisation is that it’s not about what you say. It’s listening to what other people say. It’s about what you hear (Paul Merton Quotes) In fact, I don’t watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it (Paul Merton Quotes) I’ve never been disappointed by politicians. I’ve never invested that much in them in the first place (Paul Merton Quotes) I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? (Paul Merton Quotes) I think having an outsider’s viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian (Paul Merton Quotes) I don’t consider myself a fashion victim. I consider fashion a victim of me (Paul Merton Quotes) I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones who’d spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it (Paul Merton Quotes) I’ll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I’ve never got over it (Paul Merton Quotes) When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn’t about remembering jokes. It was about creating them (Paul Merton Quotes)

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