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Patton Oswalt Quotes

If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
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Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself.  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Zombies can’t believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I’m not familiar with the metric system  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Somebody is going to find a way digitally that is just as innovative. In the end, the tools can change, but there is always someone who can think of something cool to do  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I’ll always go back to it. I’ll never stop doing it, that’s for sure  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I love the beginning of Magnolia, the thing about the dealer. That scene is genius. Brilliantly acted  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) The idea of, ‘The journey is the destination’ is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a ‘More Like This’ link on the internet  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) There are times when I have to take, I call it a ‘silence bath,’ where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own - Phil Collins, No Jacket Required, and I’ll rave about it. ‘Do you like rock ‘n’ roll? ‘Cause this is rockin’ good stuff, kid.’  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and beauty is so beyond just appearances after a while. Because you can be with someone who’s good-looking; if they open their mouths and they’re an idiot, then they cease to be beautiful very quickly  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Now we live in this DVD, iTunes, Hulu age, and show creators and networks are realizing that and letting shows develop on those terms rather than ‘We gotta just punch it week to week, man.’ Now they’re like, ‘What will happen if someone watches the entire show?’  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Everything we have today that’s cool comes from someone wanting more of something they loved in the past. Action figures, videogames, superhero movies, iPods: All are continuations of a love that wanted more  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I’m grateful that I had that uphill battle for 10 years of going onstage and having nobody know who I was, because you have to win them over  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I’m done. I don’t want to be the last pudge out there  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I’m gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Doing ‘Young Adult’ was really reassuring to me in a lot of ways. It confirmed a lot of suspicions I had about great actors  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I haven’t sworn off Facebook. I’m on Facebook. There’s a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I’m on there myself under a pseudonym, because there were a lot of people able to private-message me on Facebook, and it was getting really weird. And then with MySpace, I just don’t read messages. I delete everything, and I just post updates every now and then  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) We’re rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act like they’re seventeen. You know, it’s great to be young. Be young. By all means, be young. But always remember that youth is also kinda dumb, and doesn’t know a lot yet.  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Growing up, there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. And their parents were fine. Some people are just born with bad wiring.  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I’ve hung out in the writer’s room a few times, but the fact is we’ve got such a good writing staff, I don’t want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I’m so beyond genre, drama, comedies, I just want to do really good, interesting projects  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I’ve had some pretty good arguments with people, but I’ve never regretted it. I’ve had people come up where it’s all emotion and no fact. That’s always sad.  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I haven’t sworn off Facebook. I’m on Facebook. There’s a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I’m on there myself under a pseudonym, because there were a lot of people able to private-message me on Facebook, and it was getting really weird.  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) George Bush is not stupid. He’s evil. OK? There’s a huge difference between stupid and evil.  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) The problem is, and I’m just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that for friendships. It’s great to have followers, especially if you want to sell albums, promote shows, or promote your friends, but you still need to get outside and talk to other human beings.  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can’t pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room. You’ve just got to be in the moment and go with it.  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We’ll see.  (Patton Oswalt Quotes)
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