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Pat Paulsen Quotes

I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
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I don’t need adult supervision  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) It’s tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) As I’ve always said: The future lies ahead  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) No Taxes. Let’s just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its ‘saucy nuances.’  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, ‘You must be joking.’  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn’t it?  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I’d learned some things. I knew you weren’t supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) We’ve got to step up our conservation efforts before it’s too late. We’re not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I’m sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we’ve let it go  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I think I’d make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman.  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I once told Tommy Smothers, ‘If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.’  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they’ll like. Most people say they don’t like dry wine because they haven’t had a dry wine that’s clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I’m often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I will not claim I will solve all the world’s problems by myself. If I did, I’d have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called ‘Chocolate,’ and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I want to caucus in Iowa. I’ll caucus all over the state. I don’t caucus in California. You don’t caucus where you live. It doesn’t look good  (Pat Paulsen Quotes) I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me  (Pat Paulsen Quotes)
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