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Our Wedding Quotes

You have to make your wedding day all about you Picture Quote #1

I can hardly wait to witness a bartender pouring me free drinks at your wedding Picture Quote #1

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition Picture Quote #1

Congrats on it now being appropriate when you don’t wear your wedding ring in public Picture Quote #1

I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the people we're inviting to our wedding Picture Quote #1

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Air racing may not be better than your wedding night, but it’s better than the second night Picture Quote #1

Our wedding plans please everybody as if we were fertilizing the earth and creating social luck Picture Quote #1

As your bridesmaid, I vow to clean up all literal and figurative messes on your wedding day Picture Quote #1

The sexiest thing in the world is to be totally naked with your wedding band on Picture Quote #1

Thanks for buying an item off our wedding registry that wasn’t put there by my spouse Picture Quote #1

One great way to make your wedding planning way less stressful is to break up Picture Quote #1

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I'll be attending your wedding alone but consuming cake and champagne for two Picture Quote #1

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife Picture Quote #1

Look back on your wedding and be filled with joy and pride. Deservedly so, for the many years you’ve flourished, side by side Picture Quote #1

Where does it stop? You get offered money for your wedding, then for your kids, new houses, holidays... We earn enough from football and sponsorships, why do you need any more? Picture Quote #1

Your wedding completely changes the direction of your life, you know, no matter how greatly you desire it. I think that moment of doubt and faintness comes from all those imagined and now impossible futures all pressing in on you at once. It is your last chance to experience them, you see, and they all want to be lived at that moment Picture Quote #1

On quiet nights, when I’m alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man Picture Quote #1

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You came to a strip club with a woman who is not your fiancée, and a gorilla on your wedding day Picture Quote #1

The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That's why we didn't sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions Picture Quote #1

How do we want our air? Pure. How do we want our water? Pure. How do we want sex on our wedding night? Pure Picture Quote #1

Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be Picture Quote #1

Our wedding is gonna be legendary. No “wait for it”? I’ve got you, I don’t have to wait for it anymore Picture Quote #1

I think if you’re at the point where you’re popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don’t need the money Picture Quote #1

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You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it’s going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it Picture Quote #1

People always complain, ‘you never invited me to your wedding’, but I prefer casual weddings Picture Quote #1

I’d love to attend your wedding if it wasn’t going to put overwhelming pressure on me to have my own Picture Quote #1

Your wedding ceremony was the most beautiful twenty minutes between drinks I’ve ever witnessed Picture Quote #1

Just a reminder that our wedding’s coming up and you may be too fat for your suit or tux pants Picture Quote #1

Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding’s just one more day in my life I can’t wear sweat pants Picture Quote #1

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You have to make your wedding day all about you (Our Wedding Quotes) I can hardly wait to witness a bartender pouring me free drinks at your wedding (Our Wedding Quotes) Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition (Our Wedding Quotes) Congrats on it now being appropriate when you don’t wear your wedding ring in public (Our Wedding Quotes) I hope me changing my avatar to support gay marriage will suffice as your wedding gift (Our Wedding Quotes) I hope you're not upset that I've slept with half the people we're inviting to our wedding (Our Wedding Quotes) Air racing may not be better than your wedding night, but it’s better than the second night (Our Wedding Quotes) Our wedding plans please everybody as if we were fertilizing the earth and creating social luck (Our Wedding Quotes) As your bridesmaid, I vow to clean up all literal and figurative messes on your wedding day (Our Wedding Quotes) The sexiest thing in the world is to be totally naked with your wedding band on (Our Wedding Quotes) Thanks for buying an item off our wedding registry that wasn’t put there by my spouse (Our Wedding Quotes) One great way to make your wedding planning way less stressful is to break up (Our Wedding Quotes) I'll be attending your wedding alone but consuming cake and champagne for two (Our Wedding Quotes) The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife (Our Wedding Quotes) Look back on your wedding and be filled with joy and pride. Deservedly so, for the many years you’ve flourished, side by side (Our Wedding Quotes) Where does it stop? You get offered money for your wedding, then for your kids, new houses, holidays... We earn enough from football and sponsorships, why do you need any more? (Our Wedding Quotes) Your wedding completely changes the direction of your life, you know, no matter how greatly you desire it. I think that moment of doubt and faintness comes from all those imagined and now impossible futures all pressing in on you at once. It is your last chance to experience them, you see, and they all want to be lived at that moment (Our Wedding Quotes) On quiet nights, when I’m alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man (Our Wedding Quotes) You came to a strip club with a woman who is not your fiancée, and a gorilla on your wedding day (Our Wedding Quotes) The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That's why we didn't sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions (Our Wedding Quotes) How do we want our air? Pure. How do we want our water? Pure. How do we want sex on our wedding night? Pure (Our Wedding Quotes) Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be (Our Wedding Quotes) Our wedding is gonna be legendary. No “wait for it”? I’ve got you, I don’t have to wait for it anymore (Our Wedding Quotes) I think if you’re at the point where you’re popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don’t need the money (Our Wedding Quotes) You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it’s going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it (Our Wedding Quotes) People always complain, ‘you never invited me to your wedding’, but I prefer casual weddings (Our Wedding Quotes) I’d love to attend your wedding if it wasn’t going to put overwhelming pressure on me to have my own (Our Wedding Quotes) Your wedding ceremony was the most beautiful twenty minutes between drinks I’ve ever witnessed (Our Wedding Quotes) Just a reminder that our wedding’s coming up and you may be too fat for your suit or tux pants (Our Wedding Quotes) Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding’s just one more day in my life I can’t wear sweat pants (Our Wedding Quotes)

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