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Onion Quotes

New rule: Tulips aren’t flowers. They’re some kind of gay onion Picture Quote #1

Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion Picture Quote #1

A woman’s chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats Picture Quote #1

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind Picture Quote #1

Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it Picture Quote #1

Fully stripped down, an onion is a pile of scattered layers; it has no center Picture Quote #1

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The tears live in an onion that should water this sorrow Picture Quote #1

We have garlic days, and onion days. You know what they’re cooking Picture Quote #1

He says I’m a regular onion! I keep him busy peeling away the layers Picture Quote #1

Onion sauce! Onion Sauce! Picture Quote #1

Some of u don’t even deserve an onion ring Picture Quote #1

The onion is the truffle of the poor Picture Quote #1

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I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! Picture Quote #1

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it. It makes me cry Picture Quote #1

Banish the onion from the kitchen and the pleasure flies with it Picture Quote #1

Life is like an onion, which one peels crying Picture Quote #1

His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings Picture Quote #1

Let onion atoms lurk within the bowl and, scarce suspected, animate the whole Picture Quote #1

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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time Picture Quote #1

I do have body - image issues, just like everyone else. I mean, I wish I had bigger boobs. and I hate my butt. I want an onion butt - you know, a butt that’ll bring tears to your eyes? Picture Quote #1

It’s toughest to forgive ourselves. So it’s probably best to start with other people. It’s almost like peeling an onion. Layer by layer, forgiving others, you really do get to the point where you can forgive yourself Picture Quote #1

My husband has the philosophy that if you can work a Nintendo control, you can chop an onion. So, we have our children in the kitchen. We sit down every night for dinner. We’re trying to give our kids a sense of what’s going into their bodies, and it’s also good for family time Picture Quote #1

When I was growing up in Chicago, my family and I used to go to a local chain, Hackney’s, for burgers and their French fried onion loaf. I probably haven’t been to one in 25 years, and yet, I once saw Donald Trump from behind in an office building and the first thing that flashed in my mind was his hair looked like that onion loaf Picture Quote #1

Man is like an onion. His potential is exposed one layer at a time until all he is, is known by all Picture Quote #1

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Pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out of the freezer, the onion rings soggy. Looking around the place, though, I failed to spot a single customer banging on a tray or complaining to a waitress. So I shut up and finished my food. Expect nothing, get nothing Picture Quote #1

All we have to do is to peel the shrines like an onion, and we will be with the king himself Picture Quote #1

Charlie Hebdo was and is not The Onion or The Daily Show. This is a different kind of satire. Might I put it this way - less politically correct Picture Quote #1

Not a red rose or a satin heart. I give you an onion. It is a moon wrapped in brown paper. It promises light like the careful undressing of love... I am trying to be truthful Picture Quote #1

For a rub with sweet tang: mix just a little bit of light brown sugar to garlic pepper, black pepper, and onion powder Picture Quote #1

It doesn’t matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy Picture Quote #1

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New rule: Tulips aren’t flowers. They’re some kind of gay onion (Onion Quotes) Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion (Onion Quotes) A woman’s chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats (Onion Quotes) The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind (Onion Quotes) Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it (Onion Quotes) Fully stripped down, an onion is a pile of scattered layers; it has no center (Onion Quotes) The tears live in an onion that should water this sorrow (Onion Quotes) We have garlic days, and onion days. You know what they’re cooking (Onion Quotes) He says I’m a regular onion! I keep him busy peeling away the layers (Onion Quotes) Onion sauce! Onion Sauce! (Onion Quotes) Some of u don’t even deserve an onion ring (Onion Quotes) The onion is the truffle of the poor (Onion Quotes) I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! (Onion Quotes) My wallet is like an onion. When I open it. It makes me cry (Onion Quotes) Banish the onion from the kitchen and the pleasure flies with it (Onion Quotes) Life is like an onion, which one peels crying (Onion Quotes) His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings (Onion Quotes) Let onion atoms lurk within the bowl and, scarce suspected, animate the whole (Onion Quotes) Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time (Onion Quotes) I do have body - image issues, just like everyone else. I mean, I wish I had bigger boobs. and I hate my butt. I want an onion butt - you know, a butt that’ll bring tears to your eyes? (Onion Quotes) It’s toughest to forgive ourselves. So it’s probably best to start with other people. It’s almost like peeling an onion. Layer by layer, forgiving others, you really do get to the point where you can forgive yourself. (Onion Quotes) My husband has the philosophy that if you can work a Nintendo control, you can chop an onion. So, we have our children in the kitchen. We sit down every night for dinner. We’re trying to give our kids a sense of what’s going into their bodies, and it’s also good for family time. (Onion Quotes) When I was growing up in Chicago, my family and I used to go to a local chain, Hackney’s, for burgers and their French fried onion loaf. I probably haven’t been to one in 25 years, and yet, I once saw Donald Trump from behind in an office building and the first thing that flashed in my mind was his hair looked like that onion loaf. (Onion Quotes) Man is like an onion. His potential is exposed one layer at a time until all he is, is known by all (Onion Quotes) Pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out of the freezer, the onion rings soggy. Looking around the place, though, I failed to spot a single customer banging on a tray or complaining to a waitress. So I shut up and finished my food. Expect nothing, get nothing (Onion Quotes) All we have to do is to peel the shrines like an onion, and we will be with the king himself (Onion Quotes) Charlie Hebdo was and is not The Onion or The Daily Show. This is a different kind of satire. Might I put it this way - less politically correct. (Onion Quotes) Not a red rose or a satin heart. I give you an onion. It is a moon wrapped in brown paper. It promises light like the careful undressing of love... I am trying to be truthful (Onion Quotes) For a rub with sweet tang: mix just a little bit of light brown sugar to garlic pepper, black pepper, and onion powder. (Onion Quotes) It doesn’t matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy (Onion Quotes)

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