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I’ve never really told jokes. I’m not good at it  (Old Jokes Quotes) I told jokes badly  (Old Jokes Quotes) Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, at which the audience never fail to laugh?  (Old Jokes Quotes) Leo. Jason said, you’re wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don’t remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!  (Old Jokes Quotes) I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter’s evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people’s tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting  (Old Jokes Quotes) It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh  (Old Jokes Quotes) I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell  (Old Jokes Quotes)