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Not Funny Quotes

Violence is not funny Picture Quote #1

That’s not funny Picture Quote #1

To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny Picture Quote #1

If it’s dirty, it’s not funny, but if it’s funny, it’s not dirty Picture Quote #1

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy Picture Quote #1

If boys say something that’s not funny, you don’t have to laugh Picture Quote #1

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I love you. I go weak when you touch me, I laugh at your jokes when they’re not funny, and I take every chance I can get to talk to you Picture Quote #1

Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you’re trying to be funny. If you’re not funny, then it’s really embarrassing and you look stupid Picture Quote #1

When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive part of a person’s sensibility. It’s an almost impossible thing to teach anyone, which leads me to believe that it’s intuitive Picture Quote #1

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny Picture Quote #1

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn’t offend somebody it’s probably not a joke. It’s probably an observation that’s not funny. It’s gotta offend somebody somewhere Picture Quote #1

Half of the great comedians I’ve had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn’t understand why they were funny to anybody Picture Quote #1

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Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it’s not funny Picture Quote #1

If it’s inappropriate to write about, if there’s nothing funny about it, then it’s not funny Picture Quote #1

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified Picture Quote #1

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me Picture Quote #1

I've always run by the hierarchy of If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something Picture Quote #1

Time will mellow it, make it a moment for laughter. But now it was not funny, now I did not laugh. It was not the future, it was the present. It was too vivid and too real Picture Quote #1

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I’m not funny in person. I mean I’m really not. I’m one of those people who always screw up anecdotes Picture Quote #1

It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so little, and that his death should be the coin of what we call civilization Picture Quote #1

I think that if you’re serving yourself before you’re serving a story then that’s where you end up being not funny. It’s not about being funny, it’s about telling a story and then the comedy comes out of the situation, I think Picture Quote #1

I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny Picture Quote #1

To my friends and people I care about, I’m a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that’s not funny. I only write about the funny stuff Picture Quote #1

You are so lame. You always disappoint me. It’s kind of like our running joke but it’s really not funny and I just want you to live up to the image of you I create Picture Quote #1

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Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows Picture Quote #1

People who laugh so heartily at what they themselves have said, when it is not funny, dispense us accordingly, by taking upon themselves the responsibility for the mirth, from joining in it Picture Quote #1

When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong! And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off! Picture Quote #1

To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct Picture Quote #1

I actually don’t subscribe to the notion that comedy is easier than drama. When you’re trying to be funny and you’re not funny, that’s really terrible. It’s a horrible feeling Picture Quote #1

I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I’m annoying, and a phony Picture Quote #1

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Violence is not funny (Not Funny Quotes) That’s not funny (Not Funny Quotes) To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny (Not Funny Quotes) If it’s dirty, it’s not funny, but if it’s funny, it’s not dirty (Not Funny Quotes) Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy (Not Funny Quotes) If boys say something that’s not funny, you don’t have to laugh (Not Funny Quotes) I love you. I go weak when you touch me, I laugh at your jokes when they’re not funny, and I take every chance I can get to talk to you (Not Funny Quotes) Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you’re trying to be funny. If you’re not funny, then it’s really embarrassing and you look stupid (Not Funny Quotes) When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive part of a person’s sensibility. It’s an almost impossible thing to teach anyone, which leads me to believe that it’s intuitive (Not Funny Quotes) Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny (Not Funny Quotes) Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn’t offend somebody it’s probably not a joke. It’s probably an observation that’s not funny. It’s gotta offend somebody somewhere (Not Funny Quotes) Half of the great comedians I’ve had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn’t understand why they were funny to anybody (Not Funny Quotes) Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it’s not funny (Not Funny Quotes) If it’s inappropriate to write about, if there’s nothing funny about it, then it’s not funny (Not Funny Quotes) It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified (Not Funny Quotes) I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me (Not Funny Quotes) I've always run by the hierarchy of If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something (Not Funny Quotes) Time will mellow it, make it a moment for laughter. But now it was not funny, now I did not laugh. It was not the future, it was the present. It was too vivid and too real (Not Funny Quotes) I’m not funny in person. I mean I’m really not. I’m one of those people who always screw up anecdotes (Not Funny Quotes) It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so little, and that his death should be the coin of what we call civilization (Not Funny Quotes) I think that if you’re serving yourself before you’re serving a story then that’s where you end up being not funny. It’s not about being funny, it’s about telling a story and then the comedy comes out of the situation, I think (Not Funny Quotes) I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny (Not Funny Quotes) To my friends and people I care about, I’m a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that’s not funny. I only write about the funny stuff (Not Funny Quotes) You are so lame. You always disappoint me. It’s kind of like our running joke but it’s really not funny and I just want you to live up to the image of you I create (Not Funny Quotes) Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows (Not Funny Quotes) People who laugh so heartily at what they themselves have said, when it is not funny, dispense us accordingly, by taking upon themselves the responsibility for the mirth, from joining in it (Not Funny Quotes) When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong! And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off! (Not Funny Quotes) To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct (Not Funny Quotes) I actually don’t subscribe to the notion that comedy is easier than drama. When you’re trying to be funny and you’re not funny, that’s really terrible. It’s a horrible feeling (Not Funny Quotes) I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I’m annoying, and a phony (Not Funny Quotes)

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