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Not Funny Quotes

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
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A joke is either funny or it’s not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that’s what I do. I don’t start a focus group to see who got hurt by the joke.  (Not Funny Quotes) But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it’s not funny. There’s no conflict  (Not Funny Quotes) I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It’s not funny! It was real  (Not Funny Quotes) I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: ‘not sexy,’ ‘not funny,’ ‘too intense,’ desperate.’ All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn’t a trace of my true self left  (Not Funny Quotes) Reynie’s fce fell. ‘It’s not funny, Kate.’ For a moment - a fleeting moment - Kate looked desperately sad. ‘Well, of course it’s not funny, Reynie Muldoon. But what do you want me to do? Cry?  (Not Funny Quotes) Mr. McCabe thinks that I am not serious but only funny, because Mr. McCabe thinks that funny is the opposite of serious. Funny is the opposite of not funny and nothing else  (Not Funny Quotes) Any of you who have members of your family in the lifestyle, we have a member of our family that is [lesbian]. This is not funny. It’s a very sad life. It’s part of Satan, I think, to say that this is gay  (Not Funny Quotes) Some years later, long after he and Megadeth parted company, Jay Jones was stabbed to death with a butter knife during-rumor has it-a fight over a bolonga sandwich. That’s not funny, of course. But, if you knew Jay, neither is it particularly suprising  (Not Funny Quotes) Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren’t funny - not because they’re offensive, but because they’re not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it’s not funny  (Not Funny Quotes) I have horrible stage fright - you know how you go through the bi-polar stage fright thing? Then you go on drugs to get over the stage fright and perform, but then you’re not funny at all  (Not Funny Quotes) Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.  (Not Funny Quotes) Shakespeare - it’s not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it’s meant to be funny it’s not funny  (Not Funny Quotes) I always hate telling my jokes in print ‘cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, ‘Oh, so that’s what that guy does in his stand-up? That’s terrible.’  (Not Funny Quotes) Two things, generally, for me, is what life is about. And they’re not funny. Living in the moment, is one. And No. 2 is getting out of yourself and helping other people. Because all of my suffering stems from thinking from myself  (Not Funny Quotes) I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That’s not funny  (Not Funny Quotes) Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That’s the truth. The only time it’s not funny is when business gets in the way  (Not Funny Quotes) I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn’t like it is because it’s not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny  (Not Funny Quotes) Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny  (Not Funny Quotes) What’s politically correct a lot of times is not funny  (Not Funny Quotes) These jokes the world plays, they’re not funny at all  (Not Funny Quotes) Not funny ha ha, funny weird  (Not Funny Quotes) The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me  (Not Funny Quotes) You’re not funny and nobody likes you!  (Not Funny Quotes) If it bends, it’s funny; if it breaks, it’s not funny  (Not Funny Quotes) I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny  (Not Funny Quotes) I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny  (Not Funny Quotes) That’s not funny  (Not Funny Quotes) I'm not funny. What I am is brave  (Not Funny Quotes) Violence is not funny  (Not Funny Quotes) If I don’t offend somebody, then I’m probably not funny  (Not Funny Quotes)
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