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No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend  (No Girlfriend Quotes) Sometimes female characters start out as the wife or girlfriend, but then I realize, ‘No, she’s the book,’ and she becomes a main character. I surrender the book to her.  (No Girlfriend Quotes) In case you haven’t heard, my girlfriends and I have declared the summer of 2012 as the best summer ever. The best way to document said ‘best summer ever’ is with a good ol’ disposable camera. Smile, click, move on! Nobody gets pic approval, and there’s no time wasted gathering around the camera to analyze a moment that just happened.  (No Girlfriend Quotes) A girlfriend? No thanks, I’d rather play nintendo and build my lego set!  (No Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she’s reading  (No Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.  (No Girlfriend Quotes) The older you get the more realistic it is that you’re significant other is your significant other. I mean, you’ll always have your girlfriends or your guy friends, but the person you’re married to is usually your No. 1  (No Girlfriend Quotes) There was a long time where I was an ‘artist’ in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend  (No Girlfriend Quotes) When I was about 14 I remember thinking when it came to proposing to my future girlfriend, I’d make a CD with all her favourite songs and a message that said, ‘Will you marry me?’ Shows you what a romantic I was. No one listens to CDs any more. It’s all about iTunes  (No Girlfriend Quotes) Did any agents ever put Diane Ladd up for some of the great parts, even though she always got great reviews? No! But do they put up the girlfriend of the studio executive who’s gonna do them a favor later? You betcha  (No Girlfriend Quotes) I have no illusions at all about being a sex symbol. None of my former girlfriends ever thought of me that way, and I don’t have any packs of women chasing me down the street like a Brad Pitt or someone like that  (No Girlfriend Quotes) When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’  (No Girlfriend Quotes) Girlfriend. No girlfriend. Did he sell his gf?  (No Girlfriend Quotes) She asks if I left a girlfriend behind when we moved. I say no, and she smiles, which just about ruins me  (No Girlfriend Quotes) Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend  (No Girlfriend Quotes) I’ll order some fries for myself so I don’t have to eat from yours. Said no girlfriend ever  (No Girlfriend Quotes) I’m and at you and I’m gonna be very specific in telling you why. Said no girlfriend ever  (No Girlfriend Quotes) PRINT FREE GIANT POSTERS