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Nick Swardson Quotes

The key to comedy is commitment - if you’re afraid, you shouldn’t be a comedian Picture Quote #1

When you live the life of a comedian, it’s such a state of arrested development. I can’t deal with anything very maturely. I’m still really bad at paying bills or doing anything that would be considered semi-adult. I’m really bad at it. It’s weird I can create and run a TV show, but I can’t pay my phone bill Picture Quote #1

If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh Picture Quote #1

I always thought that the fastest way for me to get ahead and get noticed and to do well was to make my act very accessible. When I first started, I talked about family stuff, my dog, my cat. It was all I knew back then; I wasn’t forcing anything, but I wasn’t like, ‘Hey, don’t you hate doing homework?’ Picture Quote #1

For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I’ve kind of weaned myself off. You keep getting second and third winds. But for me, I’ve stopped doing energy drinks or any kind of stimulant. I just kind of go natural Picture Quote #1

Improv plays such a huge role in finding great lines - you’ll be surprised at what comes out of your mind inadvertently. A lot of times it’s better than a script you’ve worked out ahead of time Picture Quote #1

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It’s hard to give someone advice when you’re an institution. I don’t really put a lot of pressure on it - I’m just open to doing stuff that’s challenging Picture Quote #1

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know Picture Quote #1

I always write and create. I’m never not creating. I’m always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I always sell a pilot or an idea. I like to be in control Picture Quote #1

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The key to comedy is commitment - if you’re afraid, you shouldn’t be a comedian (Nick Swardson Quotes) When you live the life of a comedian, it’s such a state of arrested development. I can’t deal with anything very maturely. I’m still really bad at paying bills or doing anything that would be considered semi-adult. I’m really bad at it. It’s weird I can create and run a TV show, but I can’t pay my phone bill. (Nick Swardson Quotes) If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh. (Nick Swardson Quotes) I always thought that the fastest way for me to get ahead and get noticed and to do well was to make my act very accessible. When I first started, I talked about family stuff, my dog, my cat. It was all I knew back then; I wasn’t forcing anything, but I wasn’t like, ‘Hey, don’t you hate doing homework?’ (Nick Swardson Quotes) For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I’ve kind of weaned myself off. You keep getting second and third winds. But for me, I’ve stopped doing energy drinks or any kind of stimulant. I just kind of go natural. (Nick Swardson Quotes) Improv plays such a huge role in finding great lines - you’ll be surprised at what comes out of your mind inadvertently. A lot of times it’s better than a script you’ve worked out ahead of time. (Nick Swardson Quotes) It’s hard to give someone advice when you’re an institution. I don’t really put a lot of pressure on it - I’m just open to doing stuff that’s challenging. (Nick Swardson Quotes) Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know (Nick Swardson Quotes) I always write and create. I’m never not creating. I’m always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I always sell a pilot or an idea. I like to be in control (Nick Swardson Quotes)