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My Wife Quotes

I’m funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me Picture Quote #1

There are a lot of good memories, and because I was injured, during the rehab, I met my wife. The tennis was very good but the injuries were good for something too Picture Quote #1

My wife told me the car wasn’t running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake Picture Quote #1

Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself Picture Quote #1

My wife tells me she doesn’t care what I do when I’m away, as long as I’m not enjoying it Picture Quote #1

Wasting our time? This is a waste of time, to live in peace and plenty with my wife and children? May I waste the rest of my life, then Picture Quote #1

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I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If it’s tobacco, then let it be tobacco Picture Quote #1

I, marry? Oh, I could never bring myself to do it. I would have been in mortal misery all my life for fear my wife might say, that’s a pretty little thing, after I had finished a picture Picture Quote #1

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you Picture Quote #1

Money bequeathed to my wife on the express condition that she remarry. I want at least one person to be truly bereaved by my death Picture Quote #1

The result was magnificent... I became the father of two girls and two boys, lovely children by good fortune they all look like my wife Picture Quote #1

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste Picture Quote #1

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My wife isn’t married to me forever; she’s married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes Picture Quote #1

I’m working as hard as I can. Yesterday, I had five different debates. I don’t get a half an hour a day to talk to my wife. I don’t know how much harder I can work Picture Quote #1

I’m married. I have three children. I have a mortgage to pay. The plumbing breaks and the yard needs trimming. However, what my wife and children need most from me is my passion for them Picture Quote #1

My new life is being with my wife without any interference, and the children come see us every once in a while Picture Quote #1

You won’t believe it, but for the first two years of our marriage I lived off my wife. Like every self-respecting man, I hated it Picture Quote #1

I like it in Manchester. I thought it was going to be much colder, but it is not too bad. And my wife and son are happy here, too Picture Quote #1

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I used to get tired of drinking iced tea, so I’d ask my wife if we had some lemonade, and I would just dump it right in there Picture Quote #1

Oh, my wife is a wonderful cook. She comes from a food-loving Italian family - her father owned a pizzeria! Picture Quote #1

My kids are always in the kitchen with me - I bring them to the bakery and let them decorate cakes, and they also try to help me and my wife, Lisa, cook dinner at night Picture Quote #1

But more than that, I wanted my wife and my family to see how I can actually play this game. They haven’t seen me at my best, and I want them to Picture Quote #1

With wine and food, the confidence of my own table, and the necessity of reassuring my wife, I grew by insensible degrees courageous and secure Picture Quote #1

You know, if I don’t make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife Picture Quote #1

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Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She’s living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He’s an idiot Picture Quote #1

I always used to say to my wife, the thing that I loved most about us is that we are a team, we are impenetrable in that respect Picture Quote #1

I don’t trust that many people. Just my mother and my wife and a couple of friends. When I trust people, it doesn’t end well Picture Quote #1

I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn’t stop until she got home Picture Quote #1

Everything that’s cool that happens, I look at my wife and I say, ‘We need to enjoy this moment right here! This is really special!’ Picture Quote #1

I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it Picture Quote #1

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I’m funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me (My Wife Quotes) There are a lot of good memories, and because I was injured, during the rehab, I met my wife. The tennis was very good but the injuries were good for something too (My Wife Quotes) My wife told me the car wasn’t running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake (My Wife Quotes) Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself (My Wife Quotes) My wife tells me she doesn’t care what I do when I’m away, as long as I’m not enjoying it (My Wife Quotes) Wasting our time? This is a waste of time, to live in peace and plenty with my wife and children? May I waste the rest of my life, then (My Wife Quotes) I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If it’s tobacco, then let it be tobacco (My Wife Quotes) I, marry? Oh, I could never bring myself to do it. I would have been in mortal misery all my life for fear my wife might say, that’s a pretty little thing, after I had finished a picture (My Wife Quotes) You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you (My Wife Quotes) Money bequeathed to my wife on the express condition that she remarry. I want at least one person to be truly bereaved by my death (My Wife Quotes) The result was magnificent... I became the father of two girls and two boys, lovely children by good fortune they all look like my wife (My Wife Quotes) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste (My Wife Quotes) My wife isn’t married to me forever; she’s married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes (My Wife Quotes) I’m working as hard as I can. Yesterday, I had five different debates. I don’t get a half an hour a day to talk to my wife. I don’t know how much harder I can work (My Wife Quotes) I’m married. I have three children. I have a mortgage to pay. The plumbing breaks and the yard needs trimming. However, what my wife and children need most from me is my passion for them (My Wife Quotes) My new life is being with my wife without any interference, and the children come see us every once in a while (My Wife Quotes) You won’t believe it, but for the first two years of our marriage I lived off my wife. Like every self-respecting man, I hated it (My Wife Quotes) I like it in Manchester. I thought it was going to be much colder, but it is not too bad. And my wife and son are happy here, too (My Wife Quotes) I used to get tired of drinking iced tea, so I’d ask my wife if we had some lemonade, and I would just dump it right in there (My Wife Quotes) Oh, my wife is a wonderful cook. She comes from a food-loving Italian family - her father owned a pizzeria! (My Wife Quotes) My kids are always in the kitchen with me - I bring them to the bakery and let them decorate cakes, and they also try to help me and my wife, Lisa, cook dinner at night (My Wife Quotes) But more than that, I wanted my wife and my family to see how I can actually play this game. They haven’t seen me at my best, and I want them to (My Wife Quotes) With wine and food, the confidence of my own table, and the necessity of reassuring my wife, I grew by insensible degrees courageous and secure (My Wife Quotes) You know, if I don’t make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife (My Wife Quotes) Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She’s living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He’s an idiot (My Wife Quotes) I always used to say to my wife, the thing that I loved most about us is that we are a team, we are impenetrable in that respect (My Wife Quotes) I don’t trust that many people. Just my mother and my wife and a couple of friends. When I trust people, it doesn’t end well (My Wife Quotes) I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn’t stop until she got home (My Wife Quotes) Everything that’s cool that happens, I look at my wife and I say, ‘We need to enjoy this moment right here! This is really special!’ (My Wife Quotes) I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it (My Wife Quotes)

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