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Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
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People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing  (Most Funny Quotes) Lets face it, most pretty girls arent funny  (Most Funny Quotes) How funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally  (Most Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing about me. I don’t have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry  (Most Funny Quotes) I had a couple of decent laughs on Townies, but for the most part, delivering a joke that you just know is not funny is hard.  (Most Funny Quotes) Working for President Nixon was the most extraordinary professional experience of my life. He was endlessly fascinating: brilliant, visionary, kind, generous, warm, funny - and yes, a good man.  (Most Funny Quotes) It’s funny how most people love the dead, once you’re dead your made for life  (Most Funny Quotes) It’s funny how most people love the dead, once you’re dead, you’re made for life  (Most Funny Quotes) I’m about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.  (Most Funny Quotes) After ‘Crocodile Dundee,’ I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I’d play the girlfriend of some funny man.  (Most Funny Quotes) I’ve always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral.  (Most Funny Quotes) I can’t not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.  (Most Funny Quotes) I think it’s important to find humor anywhere you can. In real life, with the darkest, scariest, most intense moments, if you can find something funny, that’s good.  (Most Funny Quotes) I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do.  (Most Funny Quotes) It’s funny, most people can be around someone and then gradually begin to love them and never know exactly when it happened  (Most Funny Quotes) It’s funny; sometimes you learn the most from watching people display their worst  (Most Funny Quotes) The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny...’  (Most Funny Quotes) It’s funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love.  (Most Funny Quotes) If women could read minds, every man would get slapped  (Most Funny Quotes) That’s just how I see things. I think things that are the most dramatic or tragic can also look the most ridiculous and funny. That’s part of being human.  (Most Funny Quotes) It’s funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places.  (Most Funny Quotes) I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it’s the thing that makes me laugh the most.  (Most Funny Quotes) Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on Earth  (Most Funny Quotes) Children are the most honest critics. They will say ‘You’re funny’, but also ‘You’re pathetic - go away.’  (Most Funny Quotes) It needs to said that Gerard Brennan’s The Point is terrific. Scorchingly funny, black humour at its finest and the most inventive car theft ever!  (Most Funny Quotes) I had placed my stick on the table, as I do every evening. It had been specially made to suit my height, to enable me to walk without too much difficulty. As I was standing up, a customer called to me: ‘Monsieur, don’t forget your pencil.’ It was very unkind, but most funny  (Most Funny Quotes) Doing actual comedic material is just about the most joyful endeavor ever. That’s the truth. The only time it’s not funny is when business gets in the way  (Most Funny Quotes) The cultural mix that’s happened in the United States is wonderful! Funny enough, one of the most wonderful things about it is that there is no American race  (Most Funny Quotes) Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!  (Most Funny Quotes) Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well  (Most Funny Quotes)
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