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Mort Sahl Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
Don't look back you're not going that way
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you’ll never be lonely (Mort Sahl Quotes)
I didn’t think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor (Mort Sahl Quotes)
A political satirist’s job is to draw blood. I’m not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government. (Mort Sahl Quotes)
I don’t believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people. (Mort Sahl Quotes)
Hillary’s explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her? (Mort Sahl Quotes)
Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy. (Mort Sahl Quotes)
I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac (Mort Sahl Quotes)
I’m for capital punishment. You’ve got to execute people. How else are they going to learn? (Mort Sahl Quotes)
I watched Ken Burns’ Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg. (Mort Sahl Quotes)
The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on. (Mort Sahl Quotes)
The fact is that you can’t have a good relationship with a girl who hasn’t settled things with her father. (Mort Sahl Quotes)
Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater? (Mort Sahl Quotes)
I didn’t think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor. (Mort Sahl Quotes)
In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you’ve got to be a girl (Mort Sahl Quotes)
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost (Mort Sahl Quotes)
A political satirist’s job is to draw blood. I’m not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government (Mort Sahl Quotes)
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now (Mort Sahl Quotes)
You don’t know what you think unless you say it (Mort Sahl Quotes)
I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators (Mort Sahl Quotes)
If you can’t join them, beat them (Mort Sahl Quotes)
I don’t think fascism is dying for (Mort Sahl Quotes)
That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters (Mort Sahl Quotes)
I found people looked better when they laughed (Mort Sahl Quotes)
The bravest thing that men do is love women (Mort Sahl Quotes)
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen (Mort Sahl Quotes)
If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you’ll eventually be accused of treason (Mort Sahl Quotes)
You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness (Mort Sahl Quotes)
We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it’s personified we discredit the man (Mort Sahl Quotes)
This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred (Mort Sahl Quotes)
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They’re insensitive to the insanity of our times (Mort Sahl Quotes)
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