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Mom Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
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Don't look back you're not going that way
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini






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My heart has been resuscitated as a result of becoming a mom (Mom Quotes)
I think your iPad is going to be a great mom (Mom Quotes)
Dear mom, you know I love you, but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook (Mom Quotes)
Being a mom isn't an easy job, but it's definitely the best job anyone could ever ask for (Mom Quotes)
You'll be his first kiss his first love his first friend. You are his mommy and he is your whole world. He is your little boy (Mom Quotes)
Mom said I could eat one more snack before bed (Mom Quotes)
When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also (Mom Quotes)
My mom, she's still always there for me. Always (Mom Quotes)
Look mom!! I’m a catish (Mom Quotes)
Mom! Mom, you’re messing up my mane! (Mom Quotes)
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom (Mom Quotes)
Get me a vodka rocks. Mom, it’s breakfast. And a piece of toast (Mom Quotes)
Nice try, mom (Mom Quotes)
Culture, when it comes to food, is of course a fancy word for your mom (Mom Quotes)
My daughter is writing a book, I guess one part wasn’t enough. My mean mom (part one) (Mom Quotes)
My mom and I are very close (Mom Quotes)
My mom doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know where my things are (Mom Quotes)
Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level (Mom Quotes)
Happy Mother's Day to a new mom who has yet to mess up someone else's life (Mom Quotes)
The best thing about being a new mom is the lower tolerance from not drinking for nine months (Mom Quotes)
Making sure my single friends know how hard it is to be a mom is almost as exhausting as being a mom (Mom Quotes)
I'm just one of many moms who will say an extra prayer each night for our sons and daughters going into harm's way (Mom Quotes)
I could get away with not taking care of myself as a bachelorette but as a mom I can't (Mom Quotes)
Being depressed is like being grounded except it's your brain ruining your life instead of your mom (Mom Quotes)
Mr. President, Sir, why don't you want my mom and dad to protect their 2 girls like you protect your 2 girls - with guns? (Mom Quotes)
Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever (Mom Quotes)
Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy (Mom Quotes)
My sisters and my mom, those people help me get through every single day (Mom Quotes)
I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom (Mom Quotes)
Doctors. What my friends think I do. What my mom thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What the government thinks I do. What I think I do. What I really do (Mom Quotes)