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Molly Harper Quotes

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
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There’s an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say ‘Fiddledeedee’, run for the hills, because I’m getting ready to take out bystanders  (Molly Harper Quotes) I think my books are lighter and funnier than some of the big series out there. You may not walk away from my books having learned a life-altering lesson, but you will feel better for having laughed for a few hours. It’s just a different style of writing.  (Molly Harper Quotes) We finally settled on Francis Ford Coppola’s version of Dracula, which, unfortunately, Gabriel seemed to think was a comedy. I think it was the combination of Keanu Reeves’s British accent and Gary Oldman’s elderly Count Dracula hairstyle. They’re just misleading.  (Molly Harper Quotes) I was that weird kid that checked out all of the non-fiction paranormal studies books from the library. I’ve always been fascinated by the supernatural, particularly movies and TV shows that manage to blend humor with the horror - ‘Supernatural’, ‘Buffy’, ‘Angel.’  (Molly Harper Quotes) Mama Ginger came calling, to set the alarm on my biological clock. Oh, and to remind me that there’s no point to me being a woman if I never have children.Well, if that’s true, I wasted a hell of a lot of money on panty hose and lipstick. Jettie snorted.  (Molly Harper Quotes) I am a former newspaper reporter turned church secretary turned vampire novelist. I wrote my first complete novel, ‘Nice Girls Don’t Have Fangs,’ at night while I was working as the receptionist for a Baptist church. That was an interesting conversation with the pastor.  (Molly Harper Quotes) Aunt Jettie: yes, I’m wandering the earth seeking revenge on ben and jerry for giving me the fat a$$ and coronary and I give out love advice to the tragically lonely.jane: Is that an ironic eternal punishment for the lady who died an eighty-one year old spinster. jettie: single by choice you twirp.jane: banshee.jettie: bloodsucker.  (Molly Harper Quotes) I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage  (Molly Harper Quotes) Really. How do you respond when someone gifts you with nonlethal law enforcement equipment?  (Molly Harper Quotes) Delicious baked goods were the great work hostility equalizer, no matter how unorthodox the workplace  (Molly Harper Quotes) The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on  (Molly Harper Quotes) My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa  (Molly Harper Quotes) I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the front door. Gabriel was such a considerate abductor/host. He even left the front door unpadlocked  (Molly Harper Quotes) She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth... Look, there they are  (Molly Harper Quotes) Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD  (Molly Harper Quotes) Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory  (Molly Harper Quotes) Why couldn't I have spent the last few months like this, wrapped in his arms, drinking in the warm, spicy scent of him? Oh, wait. Cooper was a complete dick to me, that's why  (Molly Harper Quotes) Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil  (Molly Harper Quotes) Look, over the years, my unique sense of humor and perverse grasp of honesty may have led to some hurt feelings and long held grudges. But overall, I'm a pretty likable person  (Molly Harper Quotes) I couldn't have loved her more if she was my own child. But sometimes I considered shaving her eyebrows off while she slept. For the sake of developing her character  (Molly Harper Quotes) Zeb was kindergarten teacher - a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students  (Molly Harper Quotes) Dick called, but he just left dirty voice mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered  (Molly Harper Quotes) My mother had spent one hundred dollars on shipping to send me cookies, antimeat propaganda, and laxatives  (Molly Harper Quotes) To say I had some pent up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse control issues  (Molly Harper Quotes) If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws with my dog  (Molly Harper Quotes) Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn, though they will probably bleed profusely and will definitely be annoyed  (Molly Harper Quotes) A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And if there was one thing I was familiar with it was pleasing... There’s no way to finish that sentence without embarrassing myself  (Molly Harper Quotes) Also, a running chainsaw mysteriously fell on him from a hayloft. He would never get that pinkie toe back  (Molly Harper Quotes) I tend to bake when I'm upset. Or bored... or premenstrual... or if it's Tuesday. I'll use any excuse  (Molly Harper Quotes) Life is for living, sweetie. It's for taking chances and trying to grab up every little piece of happiness you can latch onto  (Molly Harper Quotes)
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