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Mojo Nixon Quotes
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She’s vibrator dependent (Mojo Nixon Quotes)
Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light (Mojo Nixon Quotes)
I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time (Mojo Nixon Quotes)
Dad’s going steady with a pig in the barn (Mojo Nixon Quotes)
I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football (Mojo Nixon Quotes)
I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don’t live next door (Mojo Nixon Quotes)
She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead? (Mojo Nixon Quotes)