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Modern Family TV Show Quotes

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I don't always make great decisions under pressure. What the hell is that?! An Alpaca! I got the last one  (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I’ll admit it, I’m attracted to powerful women... Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleeza Rice, Serena Williams.... wait a minute  (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I’m the cool dad, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my God. WTF: why the face  (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) Why don’t I run Claire down the mall, and you give Phil a haircut? You’re always talking about how you miss working at the salon. I guess I could. I do Jay. Why can’t I do you? You... can do me  (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I can do it. I can watch Lily. I’m really good. I’m babysitting Luke right now  (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) So dumb guys go for dumb girls, And smart guys go for dumb girls? What do the smart girls get? Cats, mostly  (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) You don’t “take a run” at a woman. You woo her. You make her feel special. Hey, hon, take a look at this, it’s a picture of my butt. And then when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want  (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) In my country there is a saying that means “love is just around the corner”. I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes  (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I’m gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with. Man, those were the good old days. Yeah, unless you were a woman, black, Hispanic or gay  (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me  (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) You’re impossible to buy for, you never want anything. Um.. things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks  (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)
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