Modern Family TV Show Quotes
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Her first word was every gay father’s worst nightmare. Mommy! (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)
I don’t like you. I’ll get over it (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)
Say cheese. Cheese. Okay, now one with flash. CHEESE!! (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)
How do you say in english the takatakatakataka? Helicopter (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)
He scared the baby cheeses out of me! (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)
Jay! Jay! Jaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)
Dad, we haven’t had lunch yet. Neither have half the kids in Africa (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)
How am I supposed to do this with so many I’s on my rack? Uh, sorry (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)
I don't always make great decisions under pressure. What the hell is that?! An Alpaca! I got the last one (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)
So dumb guys go for dumb girls, And smart guys go for dumb girls? What do the smart girls get? Cats, mostly (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)
In my country there is a saying that means “love is just around the corner”. I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)
I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)