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Milton Jones Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
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Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don’t like that  (Milton Jones Quotes) The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.  (Milton Jones Quotes) My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.  (Milton Jones Quotes) About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.  (Milton Jones Quotes) I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels  (Milton Jones Quotes) You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.  (Milton Jones Quotes) I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.  (Milton Jones Quotes) I recently bought the box set of ‘Doctor Who’ and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn’t the one facing the TV!  (Milton Jones Quotes) The pollen count, now that’s a difficult job. Especially if you’ve got hay fever.  (Milton Jones Quotes) I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number... She looked great going down the stairs  (Milton Jones Quotes) To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet... you can hide but you can’t run  (Milton Jones Quotes) Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family  (Milton Jones Quotes) If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that!  (Milton Jones Quotes)