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Milton Berle Quotes

Laughter is an instant vacation Picture Quote #1
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door Picture Quote #1
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong Picture Quote #1
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Picture Quote #1
It’s always consoling to know that today’s Christmas gifts are tomorrow’s garage sales Picture Quote #1
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong Picture Quote #1
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A thing of beauty is a job forever Picture Quote #1
Laughter is the best medicine in the world Picture Quote #1
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot Picture Quote #1
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales Picture Quote #1
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live Picture Quote #1
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours Picture Quote #1
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My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already Picture Quote #1
My wife is a real puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a valentine is foreplay Picture Quote #1
I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in Picture Quote #1
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide Picture Quote #1
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door, but only as long as it’s not visible from the street Picture Quote #1
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Laughter is an instant vacation  (Milton Berle Quotes) If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door  (Milton Berle Quotes) A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong  (Milton Berle Quotes) If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?  (Milton Berle Quotes) It’s always consoling to know that today’s Christmas gifts are tomorrow’s garage sales  (Milton Berle Quotes) A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong  (Milton Berle Quotes) A thing of beauty is a job forever  (Milton Berle Quotes) Laughter is the best medicine in the world  (Milton Berle Quotes) Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot  (Milton Berle Quotes) It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales  (Milton Berle Quotes) I live to laugh, and I laugh to live  (Milton Berle Quotes) A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours  (Milton Berle Quotes) My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already  (Milton Berle Quotes) My wife is a real puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a valentine is foreplay  (Milton Berle Quotes) I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in  (Milton Berle Quotes) Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide  (Milton Berle Quotes) If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door, but only as long as it’s not visible from the street  (Milton Berle Quotes)