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Midget Quotes

My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget Picture Quote #1

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10! Picture Quote #1

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month Picture Quote #1

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude Picture Quote #1

There is no role I cannot play except a midget Picture Quote #1

I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and essential worth, but not when you’re three feet tall Picture Quote #1

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I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun Picture Quote #1

Chest feeling heavy like a midget on my necklace Picture Quote #1

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins Picture Quote #1

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth Picture Quote #1

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes Picture Quote #1

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night Picture Quote #1

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How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis is. Mine is 17 syllables long, like a haiku Picture Quote #1

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My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget (Midget Quotes) Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10! (Midget Quotes) Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month (Midget Quotes) If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude (Midget Quotes) There is no role I cannot play except a midget (Midget Quotes) I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and essential worth, but not when you’re three feet tall (Midget Quotes) I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun (Midget Quotes) Chest feeling heavy like a midget on my necklace (Midget Quotes) If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins (Midget Quotes) If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth (Midget Quotes) Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes (Midget Quotes) I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night (Midget Quotes) How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis is. Mine is 17 syllables long, like a haiku. (Midget Quotes)