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Midget Quotes

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
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My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget  (Midget Quotes) Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month  (Midget Quotes) Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!  (Midget Quotes) I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun  (Midget Quotes) I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and essential worth, but not when you’re three feet tall  (Midget Quotes) There is no role I cannot play except a midget  (Midget Quotes) If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude  (Midget Quotes) Chest feeling heavy like a midget on my necklace  (Midget Quotes) I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver  (Midget Quotes) Germany is an economic giant but a political midget, and with the end of the Cold War she has started to muscle her presence throughout Europe and the world  (Midget Quotes) Day baseball is now dead for all practical purposes. Sooner or later, the game will be played in its entirety at night, and as I’ve said before, then baseball will be squarely in the amusement, the entertainment business along with wrestling, midget auto racing and the trotting tracks.  (Midget Quotes) Germany is an economic giant but a political midget, and with the end of the Cold War she has started to muscle her presence throughout Europe and the world.  (Midget Quotes) Love is a rainbow of emotion. My favorite part is the pot of gold and the Irish midget.  (Midget Quotes) I keep an outfit of my baby clothes on a hanger in my closet. It hangs there like a heretical, anorexic midget. I do this to increase my chances of getting laid (wet baloney is the key to better love making).  (Midget Quotes) I got excited when I saw a midget, and then disappointed when I realized it was just a child. Those things are so common.  (Midget Quotes) Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry...  (Midget Quotes) It’s a sad day for American Capitalism when a man can’t fly a midget on a kite over central park.  (Midget Quotes) I had a dream about you. I was a small business owner, and you were also a small business owner. The difference was I was a sole proprietor, and you were a midget.  (Midget Quotes) How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis is. Mine is 17 syllables long, like a haiku.  (Midget Quotes) I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night  (Midget Quotes) You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man  (Midget Quotes) If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins  (Midget Quotes) She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short  (Midget Quotes) If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth  (Midget Quotes) What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat  (Midget Quotes) Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes  (Midget Quotes) You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I’ve ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?  (Midget Quotes) You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes  (Midget Quotes) Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down  (Midget Quotes) What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can’t even walk straight  (Midget Quotes)
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