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Michael McIntyre Quotes

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I’m glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it’s not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker  (Michael McIntyre Quotes) So you’re mother? Nice to put a name to a face  (Michael McIntyre Quotes) I’ve got a little baby, I made him... He doesn’t speak, he’s 2... He’s a slow learner, he’s only got 2 words... car and map... I’m slightly worried he’s trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble!  (Michael McIntyre Quotes) Normally you have news, weather and travel... but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel  (Michael McIntyre Quotes)