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Michael Keaton Quotes

I didn’t go to church all the time, just ‘cause I was an antsy kid Picture Quote #1

I can’t sleep the first night in a hotel room Picture Quote #1

Generally, I move in the direction of art Picture Quote #1

There just is not one person in my family who is not funny Picture Quote #1

The first feature film I did, when I did ‘Night Shift,’ I improvised quite a bit because I would improvise at the audition, so sometimes I would return to the original lines, and then when I was on set, I would improvise even more Picture Quote #1

I was a really involved dad - not because I’m such a wonderful person. I like being a dad Picture Quote #1

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To make extra money, my parents would sell eggs and chickens. I was very little. I remember a chicken’s head being chopped off with the chicken running around. I wasn’t sure if my imagination was running away with me or if it really happened. It really happened Picture Quote #1

I was an altar boy, which I loved and am very proud of. It was strict, but also really nice Picture Quote #1

It’s great to make your own choices, but there’s a price to pay. I could’ve made more money or been more famous. I could be the current groovy guy Picture Quote #1

If I’m going to meditate, there is a little church up in Montecito, California. It’s an old Spanish mission, actually. I find it comforting in there Picture Quote #1

David Letterman used to say, ‘I wasn’t the class clown, but I wrote for him,’ and that’s exactly it. You want to be known to be funny without having it pointed out Picture Quote #1

In our family, my brothers and I shared toys. In other words, just because it was mine didn’t mean my brothers and I didn’t play with it Picture Quote #1

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Westerns were always my favorite things when I was little. And it always bothered me when cowboys were too clean in movies, or when they wore their guns like they had an outfit on. It always worked better when a guy looked sweaty and smelly; I hadda believe, I hadda believe that Picture Quote #1

There is the theory... that you live in two places: You either live in fear, or you live in love Picture Quote #1

Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn’t like a lot of attention Picture Quote #1

Over the years, I think, people - actors, writers, whatever - lose their frame of reference. Their frame of reference is based on somebody else who did this or did that. Performances. So it just becomes a reflection of what already works. Like a warm-up. And that’s an invitation to be inauthentic Picture Quote #1

I was raising a child full time, sharing the responsibility with his mom. He lived with me half the time, so I chose not to go away and make certain movies Picture Quote #1

Beetlejuice’ was a romp, man. ‘Beetlejuice’ was fun. I’ve never had so much fun in my life Picture Quote #1

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I read that John Hughes script for ‘Mr. Mom,’ and I thought, ‘This guy is a funny writer.’ I went: ‘You ought to stick around and direct this thing.’ But he didn’t; he left, and look what he became. A really legendary comedy director Picture Quote #1

If you’re a dope like me, you get every sports channel you can get. I’m watching, you know, Netherlands soccer Picture Quote #1

I’m getting more and more bored with professional sports, but I still watch Picture Quote #1

Will Ferrell makes me laugh a lot when he gets out there and gets crazy Picture Quote #1

If you look at what I do, there’s no consistency. The consistency is that there is no consistency. I do projects that are good and not so good Picture Quote #1

I’ve changed my diet a few times. Now I’m trying to eat more protein. I eat little meals throughout the day. I love food, so I still give myself great meals. Also, when I’m busy, it’s easy to lose weight Picture Quote #1

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My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I’d laugh, but I’d look at him, and he was the first one who told me, ‘You know, funny is a powerful thing; it’s a wonderful weapon.’ Picture Quote #1

I had a real strong fantasy life as a kid. But then you grow up and think about real jobs Picture Quote #1

In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. ‘Work hard. Don’t quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.’ Picture Quote #1

My first day in grade school, I was plain scared. I left the comfort of my run-down house, which I loved, and went to school where it was cold, it smelled, the lighting was bad Picture Quote #1

Work hard. Don’t quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor Picture Quote #1

I liked ‘Robocop’ because of the director, and it was an intelligent, big-action studio movie Picture Quote #1

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I didn’t go to church all the time, just ‘cause I was an antsy kid (Michael Keaton Quotes) I can’t sleep the first night in a hotel room (Michael Keaton Quotes) Generally, I move in the direction of art (Michael Keaton Quotes) There just is not one person in my family who is not funny (Michael Keaton Quotes) The first feature film I did, when I did ‘Night Shift,’ I improvised quite a bit because I would improvise at the audition, so sometimes I would return to the original lines, and then when I was on set, I would improvise even more. (Michael Keaton Quotes) I was a really involved dad - not because I’m such a wonderful person. I like being a dad. (Michael Keaton Quotes) To make extra money, my parents would sell eggs and chickens. I was very little. I remember a chicken’s head being chopped off with the chicken running around. I wasn’t sure if my imagination was running away with me or if it really happened. It really happened. (Michael Keaton Quotes) I was an altar boy, which I loved and am very proud of. It was strict, but also really nice. (Michael Keaton Quotes) It’s great to make your own choices, but there’s a price to pay. I could’ve made more money or been more famous. I could be the current groovy guy. (Michael Keaton Quotes) If I’m going to meditate, there is a little church up in Montecito, California. It’s an old Spanish mission, actually. I find it comforting in there. (Michael Keaton Quotes) David Letterman used to say, ‘I wasn’t the class clown, but I wrote for him,’ and that’s exactly it. You want to be known to be funny without having it pointed out. (Michael Keaton Quotes) In our family, my brothers and I shared toys. In other words, just because it was mine didn’t mean my brothers and I didn’t play with it. (Michael Keaton Quotes) Westerns were always my favorite things when I was little. And it always bothered me when cowboys were too clean in movies, or when they wore their guns like they had an outfit on. It always worked better when a guy looked sweaty and smelly; I hadda believe, I hadda believe that. (Michael Keaton Quotes) There is the theory... that you live in two places: You either live in fear, or you live in love. (Michael Keaton Quotes) Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn’t like a lot of attention (Michael Keaton Quotes) Over the years, I think, people - actors, writers, whatever - lose their frame of reference. Their frame of reference is based on somebody else who did this or did that. Performances. So it just becomes a reflection of what already works. Like a warm-up. And that’s an invitation to be inauthentic. (Michael Keaton Quotes) I was raising a child full time, sharing the responsibility with his mom. He lived with me half the time, so I chose not to go away and make certain movies. (Michael Keaton Quotes) Beetlejuice’ was a romp, man. ‘Beetlejuice’ was fun. I’ve never had so much fun in my life. (Michael Keaton Quotes) I read that John Hughes script for ‘Mr. Mom,’ and I thought, ‘This guy is a funny writer.’ I went: ‘You ought to stick around and direct this thing.’ But he didn’t; he left, and look what he became. A really legendary comedy director. (Michael Keaton Quotes) If you’re a dope like me, you get every sports channel you can get. I’m watching, you know, Netherlands soccer. (Michael Keaton Quotes) I’m getting more and more bored with professional sports, but I still watch (Michael Keaton Quotes) Will Ferrell makes me laugh a lot when he gets out there and gets crazy (Michael Keaton Quotes) If you look at what I do, there’s no consistency. The consistency is that there is no consistency. I do projects that are good and not so good. (Michael Keaton Quotes) I’ve changed my diet a few times. Now I’m trying to eat more protein. I eat little meals throughout the day. I love food, so I still give myself great meals. Also, when I’m busy, it’s easy to lose weight. (Michael Keaton Quotes) My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I’d laugh, but I’d look at him, and he was the first one who told me, ‘You know, funny is a powerful thing; it’s a wonderful weapon.’ (Michael Keaton Quotes) I had a real strong fantasy life as a kid. But then you grow up and think about real jobs. (Michael Keaton Quotes) In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. ‘Work hard. Don’t quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.’ (Michael Keaton Quotes) My first day in grade school, I was plain scared. I left the comfort of my run-down house, which I loved, and went to school where it was cold, it smelled, the lighting was bad. (Michael Keaton Quotes) Work hard. Don’t quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor. (Michael Keaton Quotes) I liked ‘Robocop’ because of the director, and it was an intelligent, big-action studio movie (Michael Keaton Quotes)

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