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Messed Up Quotes

I remember when TV networks believed in the First Amendment. It is a messed up situation when Miley Cyrus gets a laugh, and Phil Robertson gets suspended Picture Quote #1

I was in Cuba in the winter of 1937. I was playing in Cuba, and I’m in the shower, and I slipped and caught myself with my right arm. I felt something pull right then. Then, in 38, when I came back, my arm was messed up Picture Quote #1

It’s like, you can’t have any fun, and if you do have fun, if you do your own thing, you’re considered crazy and should be in a mental institution. Now, that’s what I find creepy. I’m eccentric. I am not messed up Picture Quote #1

I think I like playing the bad girl. I like complicated. I like flawed, messed up complicated. It’s more interesting Picture Quote #1

I can’t sleep with you tonight, baby, my head’s all messed up, you’ve no idea. It’s somewhere else and it’s full of voices and songs and bad things Picture Quote #1

Black conservatives have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it up? Picture Quote #1

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I was angry but not at God. I feel that you are closer to God when you are messed up. Definitely. That’s when you most need God, and God cannot control what man does Picture Quote #1

Down to my last dime and coming apart at the seams. I’m messed up in Mexico, living on refried dreams Picture Quote #1

There’s a weird period of learning how to play guitar where your fingers are constantly messed up a handful Picture Quote #1

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again Picture Quote #1

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up Picture Quote #1

I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am Picture Quote #1

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Boy! You really messed up this time, didn’t you Picture Quote #1

I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity Picture Quote #1

I have no problem admitting when I’ve messed up Picture Quote #1

When your trust is so messed up, the only thing you can do is assume Picture Quote #1

A little messed up but we’re all right Picture Quote #1

I'm such a mess, why do you even like me? I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes you know you’ve got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn’t so messed up, it wouldn’t be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you would be a good sign, but in the real world, it isn’t Picture Quote #1

Staying in the present is the key to any golfer’s game: once you start thinking about a shot you just messed up or what you have to do on the next nine to catch somebody, you’re lost Picture Quote #1

Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we’re all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group of people that saw the world in a different way, it’s like this is where I need to be Picture Quote #1

I have fallen, I have sunk so low. I have messed up, better I should know Picture Quote #1

I have quite a normal family and I’m bored with how normal my family is. I want to mess stuff up a bit. I chose the messed up characters because I find that that’s acting. I want to explore emotions that you otherwise wouldn’t be able to explore Picture Quote #1

I sometimes try to write something that is actually really simple and I can’t do it. So, then, it’s not simple anymore. It’s really hard and it gets all messed up. I sometimes sit down and try to write a song with just three chords and it doesn’t work Picture Quote #1

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He couldn’t figure out if she was immensely well adjusted or seriously messed up Picture Quote #1

I sometimes end up in dangerous situations, and I come back to you broken and messed up, and you worry about me when I’m gone. It’s like marrying a policeman Picture Quote #1

My mother never gave up one me. I messed up in school so much they were sending me home, but my mother sent me right back Picture Quote #1

My video game character is a bit better looking than me, actually. I don’t think he has to worry about his hair getting messed up Picture Quote #1

It’s okay to be messed up, because there are five other dudes who are just as messed up as you Picture Quote #1

You can get totally messed up trying to please everyone with what you do, but ultimately, you have to please yourself Picture Quote #1

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I remember when TV networks believed in the First Amendment. It is a messed up situation when Miley Cyrus gets a laugh, and Phil Robertson gets suspended (Messed Up Quotes) I was in Cuba in the winter of 1937. I was playing in Cuba, and I’m in the shower, and I slipped and caught myself with my right arm. I felt something pull right then. Then, in 38, when I came back, my arm was messed up. (Messed Up Quotes) It’s like, you can’t have any fun, and if you do have fun, if you do your own thing, you’re considered crazy and should be in a mental institution. Now, that’s what I find creepy. I’m eccentric. I am not messed up. (Messed Up Quotes) I think I like playing the bad girl. I like complicated. I like flawed, messed up complicated. It’s more interesting. (Messed Up Quotes) I can’t sleep with you tonight, baby, my head’s all messed up, you’ve no idea. It’s somewhere else and it’s full of voices and songs and bad things ... (Messed Up Quotes) Black conservatives have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it up? (Messed Up Quotes) I was angry but not at God. I feel that you are closer to God when you are messed up. Definitely. That’s when you most need God, and God cannot control what man does. (Messed Up Quotes) Down to my last dime and coming apart at the seams. I’m messed up in Mexico, living on refried dreams. (Messed Up Quotes) There’s a weird period of learning how to play guitar where your fingers are constantly messed up a handful. (Messed Up Quotes) Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again (Messed Up Quotes) Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up (Messed Up Quotes) I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am (Messed Up Quotes) Boy! You really messed up this time, didn’t you (Messed Up Quotes) I don’t get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there’s no rehab for stupidity (Messed Up Quotes) I have no problem admitting when I’ve messed up (Messed Up Quotes) When your trust is so messed up, the only thing you can do is assume (Messed Up Quotes) A little messed up but we’re all right (Messed Up Quotes) I'm such a mess, why do you even like me? I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am (Messed Up Quotes) Sometimes you know you’ve got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn’t so messed up, it wouldn’t be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you would be a good sign, but in the real world, it isn’t (Messed Up Quotes) Staying in the present is the key to any golfer’s game: once you start thinking about a shot you just messed up or what you have to do on the next nine to catch somebody, you’re lost (Messed Up Quotes) Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we’re all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group of people that saw the world in a different way, it’s like this is where I need to be (Messed Up Quotes) I have fallen, I have sunk so low. I have messed up, better I should know (Messed Up Quotes) I have quite a normal family and I’m bored with how normal my family is. I want to mess stuff up a bit. I chose the messed up characters because I find that that’s acting. I want to explore emotions that you otherwise wouldn’t be able to explore (Messed Up Quotes) I sometimes try to write something that is actually really simple and I can’t do it. So, then, it’s not simple anymore. It’s really hard and it gets all messed up. I sometimes sit down and try to write a song with just three chords and it doesn’t work (Messed Up Quotes) He couldn’t figure out if she was immensely well adjusted or seriously messed up (Messed Up Quotes) I sometimes end up in dangerous situations, and I come back to you broken and messed up, and you worry about me when I’m gone. It’s like marrying a policeman (Messed Up Quotes) My mother never gave up one me. I messed up in school so much they were sending me home, but my mother sent me right back (Messed Up Quotes) My video game character is a bit better looking than me, actually. I don’t think he has to worry about his hair getting messed up (Messed Up Quotes) It’s okay to be messed up, because there are five other dudes who are just as messed up as you (Messed Up Quotes) You can get totally messed up trying to please everyone with what you do, but ultimately, you have to please yourself (Messed Up Quotes)

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