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Maureen Johnson Quotes

Salt. Wound. Together at last Picture Quote #1

Don’t get stabbed. It makes everything awkward Picture Quote #1

I am a mass of contradictions Picture Quote #1

Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason Picture Quote #1

Although it was very cold, he wore no coat. I think some English people think coats are for the weak Picture Quote #1

Money is for doing things, my love. Don’t sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn’t hatch. I should know. I’ve made enough of it Picture Quote #1

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You’d been petting a stuffed dog?’ she said ‘A dead one?’ ‘It was a really well stuffed dog’ I clarified. ‘I have seen some bad taxidermy. This was top-notch work. It would have fooled anyone Picture Quote #1

Life is always going to be a series of ouch-making moments, and the question was, was I going to go all fetal position, or was I going to woman up? I went into fetal position on the bed to think about this. Fetal position turned out to be very comfortable Picture Quote #1

One person’s crazy is another person’s sane, I guess Picture Quote #1

Tired, but not the kind of tired that sleep fixes Picture Quote #1

Prefects. I had learned this one. Student council types, but with superpowers. They who must be obeyed Picture Quote #1

One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra Picture Quote #1

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Can I tell you something you really don’t want to hear? He’s going to break up with you. - Stuart Picture Quote #1

We all know what we’re doing. Whether we realize it or not Picture Quote #1

It was as if the news itself wanted to reassure me. Even Jack the Ripper himself had reappeared as part of the greeting committee Picture Quote #1

Proximity doesn’t breed familiarity Picture Quote #1

Keep calm and carry on. Also, stay in and hide because the Ripper is coming Picture Quote #1

I had always assumed the weekend was a holy tradition, respected by good people everywhere. Not so at Wexford Picture Quote #1

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I’m the last of the mad ones Picture Quote #1

I ran like a thing that runs Picture Quote #1

Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard Picture Quote #1

We study there a lot because... what other choice does society give us, right? It’s Starbucks or death, sometimes Picture Quote #1

Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing! Picture Quote #1

I miss you so much it’s giving me a pain in my pancreas Picture Quote #1

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She wasn’t only gay, she was a gay elf Picture Quote #1

The funny thing about stop signs is that they’re also start signs Picture Quote #1

Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind bigots. You’re allowed to be bigoted, if that makes you happy. Just do it at home. And not around the children Picture Quote #1

If they bulge in the brain or anywhere else of interest, the wallet is a good alternate location. And I should know Picture Quote #1

I guess life is full of maybes Picture Quote #1

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Salt. Wound. Together at last (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Don’t get stabbed. It makes everything awkward (Maureen Johnson Quotes) I am a mass of contradictions (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Although it was very cold, he wore no coat. I think some English people think coats are for the weak (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Money is for doing things, my love. Don’t sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn’t hatch. I should know. I’ve made enough of it. (Maureen Johnson Quotes) You’d been petting a stuffed dog?’ she said ‘A dead one?’ ‘It was a really well stuffed dog’ I clarified. ‘I have seen some bad taxidermy. This was top-notch work. It would have fooled anyone (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Life is always going to be a series of ouch-making moments, and the question was, was I going to go all fetal position, or was I going to woman up? I went into fetal position on the bed to think about this. Fetal position turned out to be very comfortable (Maureen Johnson Quotes) One person’s crazy is another person’s sane, I guess (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Tired, but not the kind of tired that sleep fixes (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Prefects. I had learned this one. Student council types, but with superpowers. They who must be obeyed (Maureen Johnson Quotes) One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Can I tell you something you really don’t want to hear? He’s going to break up with you. - Stuart (Maureen Johnson Quotes) We all know what we’re doing. Whether we realize it or not (Maureen Johnson Quotes) It was as if the news itself wanted to reassure me. Even Jack the Ripper himself had reappeared as part of the greeting committee (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Proximity doesn’t breed familiarity (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Keep calm and carry on. Also, stay in and hide because the Ripper is coming (Maureen Johnson Quotes) I had always assumed the weekend was a holy tradition, respected by good people everywhere. Not so at Wexford (Maureen Johnson Quotes) I’m the last of the mad ones (Maureen Johnson Quotes) I ran like a thing that runs (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard (Maureen Johnson Quotes) We study there a lot because... what other choice does society give us, right? It’s Starbucks or death, sometimes (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing! (Maureen Johnson Quotes) I miss you so much it’s giving me a pain in my pancreas (Maureen Johnson Quotes) She wasn’t only gay, she was a gay elf (Maureen Johnson Quotes) The funny thing about stop signs is that they’re also start signs (Maureen Johnson Quotes) Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be (Maureen Johnson Quotes) I don’t mind bigots. You’re allowed to be bigoted, if that makes you happy. Just do it at home. And not around the children. (Maureen Johnson Quotes) If they bulge in the brain or anywhere else of interest, the wallet is a good alternate location. And I should know. (Maureen Johnson Quotes) I guess life is full of maybes (Maureen Johnson Quotes)

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