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Matthew Perry Quotes

Chandler’s the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing Picture Quote #1

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months Picture Quote #1

I’ve been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up Picture Quote #1

In television or a movie I bring my own ego and consequently can mess up. In the theatre I learnt very quickly to shut up and listen. Now I am able to get out of my own way Picture Quote #1

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I’d get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her Picture Quote #1

I have a dark side; it’s been pretty well documented. It wouldn’t be bad to show that in some light in my work...It’s something I no longer fear doing and am actually excited about doing Picture Quote #1

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I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time Picture Quote #1

I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself Picture Quote #1

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you’re doing well Picture Quote #1

I’m making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web Picture Quote #1

I’ve been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice Picture Quote #1

That she’s the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she’s going somewhere, I stay home Picture Quote #1

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I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up Picture Quote #1

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago Picture Quote #1

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that’s for sure, for joking around Picture Quote #1

My feeling on therapy is it’s a luxury, and if you’re fortunate enough to get some smart people to talk to about life, then that’s fortunate and you should go for it Picture Quote #1

If I hadn’t had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it Picture Quote #1

I grew up babysitting and always enjoyed it. I love family. A couple of my closest friends have kids, and I’m their godfather, and that’s one of my greatest pleasures in life, just picking them up from school and hanging out with them Picture Quote #1

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To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps Picture Quote #1

Nine times out of 10, women don’t want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I’ll never get that Picture Quote #1

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Chandler’s the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing (Matthew Perry Quotes) I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months (Matthew Perry Quotes) I’ve been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up (Matthew Perry Quotes) In television or a movie I bring my own ego and consequently can mess up. In the theatre I learnt very quickly to shut up and listen. Now I am able to get out of my own way (Matthew Perry Quotes) I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I’d get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her (Matthew Perry Quotes) I have a dark side; it’s been pretty well documented. It wouldn’t be bad to show that in some light in my work...It’s something I no longer fear doing and am actually excited about doing (Matthew Perry Quotes) I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time (Matthew Perry Quotes) I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself (Matthew Perry Quotes) They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you’re doing well (Matthew Perry Quotes) I’m making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web (Matthew Perry Quotes) I’ve been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice (Matthew Perry Quotes) That she’s the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she’s going somewhere, I stay home (Matthew Perry Quotes) I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up (Matthew Perry Quotes) To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago (Matthew Perry Quotes) I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that’s for sure, for joking around (Matthew Perry Quotes) My feeling on therapy is it’s a luxury, and if you’re fortunate enough to get some smart people to talk to about life, then that’s fortunate and you should go for it (Matthew Perry Quotes) If I hadn’t had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it (Matthew Perry Quotes) I grew up babysitting and always enjoyed it. I love family. A couple of my closest friends have kids, and I’m their godfather, and that’s one of my greatest pleasures in life, just picking them up from school and hanging out with them (Matthew Perry Quotes) To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps (Matthew Perry Quotes) Nine times out of 10, women don’t want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I’ll never get that (Matthew Perry Quotes)

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