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![I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material to move a whole house. But we’re just moving one plant. Really you just put the plant in a truck and go Picture Quote #1](https://img.picturequotes.com/2/820/819865/819865.webp "I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material to move a whole house. But we’re just moving one plant. Really you just put the plant in a truck and go Picture Quote #1")
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You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and Kim Jong Un had him executed. I remember the same thing happened when a guy used Martha Stewart’s personal lemon zester (Martha Stewart Quotes)
I love cabdrivers. I love their unpredictable manners. I love the pictures of their families on the visors. I love the fact that most of them think I’m Martha Stewart (Martha Stewart Quotes)
It’s all about new techniques -- simplifying old techniques, and consolidating steps. Making things go faster, but not worse (Martha Stewart Quotes)
Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she’ll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she’s going from the big house to an even bigger house (Martha Stewart Quotes)
President Bush got an early Christmas gift. This week, President Bush was chosen as ‘Person of the Year’ by Time magazine. Not only that, Martha Stewart was chosen as person of the year by Doing Time magazine (Martha Stewart Quotes)
Tough times for Martha Stewart. Yesterday, Martha Stewart reported to her parole officer and had to take a mandatory urine test for cocaine and marijuana. Martha was found to be drug-free and her urine was found to be a lovely yellow saffron (Martha Stewart Quotes)
Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year (Martha Stewart Quotes)
Earlier today, the jury at the Martha Stewart trial reached a verdict. Martha was found guilty on all charges. In a related story, there’s a huge sale at K-Mart (Martha Stewart Quotes)
Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart’s lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year (Martha Stewart Quotes)
Yes! We finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the public by companies like Enron, Global Crossing, and Tyco we finally got the ring leader. Maybe now we can lower the nation’s terror alert to periwinkle (Martha Stewart Quotes)
Earlier today Martha Stewart issued a statement saying ‘I am innocent and will fight to clear my name.’ Yeah, Martha then said ‘I look forward to the day when people stop thinking I am guilty and get back to thinking I am cold and arrogant.’ (Martha Stewart Quotes)
Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm about to go under. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents (Martha Stewart Quotes)
The corporate scandals are getting bigger and bigger. In a speech on Wall Street, President Bush spoke out on corporate responsibility, and he warned executives not to cook the books. Afterwards, Martha Stewart said the correct term was to saute the books (Martha Stewart Quotes)
NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it ‘The Road To Extradition.’ (Martha Stewart Quotes)
I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material to move a whole house. But we’re just moving one plant. Really you just put the plant in a truck and go (Martha Stewart Quotes)
Everywhere I go, I always look for creative entrepreneurs, whether it’s artisans and craftsmen, small farmers and gardeners, or restaurateurs who use fresh, locally sourced ingredients. I admire the courage and self-reliance it takes to start your own business and make it succeed (Martha Stewart Quotes)
I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There’s no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
You can be the most beautiful person on Earth, and if you don’t have a fitness or diet routine, you won’t be beautiful. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
All I really want is a three-room house. The home I have designed at my new farm in Bedford, New York, is a three-room house: bedroom on top, living room in the middle, and kitchen on the ground. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
I have proven that being a perfectionist can be profitable and admirable when creating content across the board: in television, books, newspapers, radio, videos. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
Don’t be embarrassed by your achievements. Being an overarchiever is nothing despicable. It is only admirable. Never lower your standards. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
I never stop making sure that what I say is the best of what could be said about a particular thing. It’s a constant evolution. If I planted a tree one way yesterday, and somebody tells me of a better way to plant a tree, I think, ‘You know, they’re right, that’s better.’ Then I change my way to accommodate the new way of planting trees. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
The homes I like the best are totally occupied, busy, and useful, whether it’s a tiny little house or a great big one. Rarely do you find a great big house that’s used in a good way. So I prefer smaller spaces that are full of books, full of things that people are doing. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
You should feel good about making your home nicer for your family and your friends. You should feel great about cooking a good dinner and making a dress for a granddaughter, creating a beautiful birthday party. It’s all part of life. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
When I first went to Kmart, I was so excited that I could bring my kind of taste to the masses. They didn’t have 100 percent cotton sheets at mass market in 1987. We made those in yellow and pink and pale blue. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
Every entrepreneur talks about the passion you have for your work, and I think that’s what’s missing with a lot of women in business. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
American Made is not just an event. It’s a movement to spotlight and support the next generation of creative entrepreneurs who are turning their passion for making into thriving small businesses. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
A lot of TV people buy more than one of an item, in case they spot or stain it, but I don’t like buying duplicates - it’s wasteful. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
I began raising chickens primarily for their eggs, but over the years, I’ve also grown fond of caring for them and learning about their many different breeds and varieties. (Martha Stewart Quotes)
When I was a model - and I was all during high school and college - you always wanted to be on the cover of a magazine. That’s how your success was judged. The more cover, the better. (Martha Stewart Quotes)