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Mark Twain Quotes

I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
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Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. Modesty died when clothes were born. Modesty died when false modesty was born  (Mark Twain Quotes) Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it  (Mark Twain Quotes) The only way to stay healthy is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not  (Mark Twain Quotes) The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain’t so  (Mark Twain Quotes) There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting  (Mark Twain Quotes) Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me  (Mark Twain Quotes) There it is: it doesn’t make any difference who we are or what we are, there’s always somebody to look down on! Somebody to hold in light esteem, somebody to be indifferent about  (Mark Twain Quotes) There is no use in walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home  (Mark Twain Quotes) To stop smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know; I’ve done it a thousand times  (Mark Twain Quotes) When a man’s dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama  (Mark Twain Quotes) When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself  (Mark Twain Quotes) Wit, by itself, is of little account. It becomes a moment only when grounded on wisdom  (Mark Twain Quotes) You may have noticed that the less I know about a subject the more confidence I have, and the more new light I throw on it  (Mark Twain Quotes) We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether they was made or just happened  (Mark Twain Quotes) I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than any in the world  (Mark Twain Quotes) We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blessed facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and happy in it  (Mark Twain Quotes) I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it  (Mark Twain Quotes) A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants  (Mark Twain Quotes) The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won’t sit upon a cold stove lid, either  (Mark Twain Quotes) It is at our mother’s knee that we acquire our noblest and truest and highest ideals, but there is seldom any money in them  (Mark Twain Quotes) The ungentle laws and customs touched upon in this tale are historical, and the episodes which are used to illustrate them are also historical  (Mark Twain Quotes) The very marks on the bottom of a piece of rare crockery are able to throw me into a gibbering ecstasy  (Mark Twain Quotes) But the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time  (Mark Twain Quotes) Students don’t know who Mark Twain was because he wasn’t on the test  (Mark Twain Quotes) Shakespeare, Dickens, Mark Twain, and so many others were my dearest friends and greatest teachers  (Mark Twain Quotes) Mark Twain was a great traveler and he wrote three or four great travel books. I wouldn't say that I'm a travel novelist but rather a novelist who travels - and who uses travel as a background for finding stories of places  (Mark Twain Quotes) Samuel Clemens isn’t Mark Twain. Mark Twain is Mark Twain. He doesn’t become the thing until he creates himself  (Mark Twain Quotes)
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