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Mark Russell Quotes

When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
Together is my favorite place to be
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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I’ll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die  (Mark Russell Quotes) I do jokes about what’s funny, and both sides are funny  (Mark Russell Quotes) We’re just moving along as quick as possible  (Mark Russell Quotes) People are not in a good mood when any politician’s face appears on television  (Mark Russell Quotes) I think you can’t write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you’re just getting mad and it’s not going to be fun for anybody.  (Mark Russell Quotes) Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we’re very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy.  (Mark Russell Quotes) I can’t think of a performer who is better on television than in person  (Mark Russell Quotes) You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he’ll be booed. I don’t care if he’s the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.  (Mark Russell Quotes) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.  (Mark Russell Quotes) I’m not trying to write a bleak and blistering screed against American civilization. I’m writing something that I hope is fun and satirical and full of possibility  (Mark Russell Quotes) I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don’t they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner  (Mark Russell Quotes) I believe that Bill Clinton’s second term will be good for business... My business!  (Mark Russell Quotes) Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton’s second term will be good for business. My business  (Mark Russell Quotes) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage  (Mark Russell Quotes) I’ll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die  (Mark Russell Quotes) The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth  (Mark Russell Quotes) The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it  (Mark Russell Quotes) If you call your opponent a politician, it’s grounds for libel  (Mark Russell Quotes) I do jokes about what’s funny, and both sides are funny  (Mark Russell Quotes) Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he’s been in so long that it just doesn’t matter, and he’s not running for president. But it’s just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you’re just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it  (Mark Russell Quotes) I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that’s important to writing believable characters. They don’t have to be likable but they have to be loved, at least by the author  (Mark Russell Quotes) I think you can’t write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you’re just getting mad and it’s not going to be fun for anybody  (Mark Russell Quotes) Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break  (Mark Russell Quotes) You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he’ll be booed. I don’t care if he’s the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game  (Mark Russell Quotes) The thing that you’re faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren’t careful. It’s that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is  (Mark Russell Quotes) People are not in a good mood when any politician’s face appears on television  (Mark Russell Quotes) If the audience doesn’t like it, usually they’re just silent. But they’ve never all walked out at once  (Mark Russell Quotes) I can’t think of a performer who is better on television than in person  (Mark Russell Quotes)