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Louise Rennison Quotes

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus Picture Quote #1

Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away Picture Quote #1

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven’t had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson Picture Quote #1

Look, I can’t go out with you, because... because... because I’m a lesbian Picture Quote #1

Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied Picture Quote #1

He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head Picture Quote #1

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I don’t know what’s going on with Mum and Dad, but it’s weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn’t said ‘Hand over your money and make your way to Europe! Picture Quote #1

Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths Picture Quote #1

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I’m hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate Picture Quote #1

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them Picture Quote #1

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?’ ‘Look, shut up, people might hear.’ ‘What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone? Picture Quote #1

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them Picture Quote #1

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When uncle Eddie does his impression of ‘Like a Virgin’ it’s like Madonna is coming out of his body!’ Christ what an image Picture Quote #1

I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them Picture Quote #1

Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at that same moon. I wonder how many of them haven’t got any eyebrows? Picture Quote #1

I’ve never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it Picture Quote #1

And that’s when it fell off in my hand Picture Quote #1

As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up... but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that Picture Quote #1

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How do you make yourself not like someone? Picture Quote #1

I’m not a ice cream, I’m a human being Picture Quote #1

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger Picture Quote #1

Your soul shines through even if you haven’t got mascara on Picture Quote #1

Its okay I’m wearing really big knickers Picture Quote #1

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away Picture Quote #1

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You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets! Picture Quote #1

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers Picture Quote #1

Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me Picture Quote #1

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel? Picture Quote #1

Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn’t it farther away? Picture Quote #1

Look, I can’t go out with you, because... because... because I’m a lesbian Picture Quote #1

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Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus (Louise Rennison Quotes) Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away (Louise Rennison Quotes) I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven’t had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson (Louise Rennison Quotes) Look, I can’t go out with you, because... because... because I’m a lesbian. (Louise Rennison Quotes) Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied (Louise Rennison Quotes) He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head (Louise Rennison Quotes) I don’t know what’s going on with Mum and Dad, but it’s weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn’t said ‘Hand over your money and make your way to Europe! (Louise Rennison Quotes) Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths (Louise Rennison Quotes) I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I’m hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate (Louise Rennison Quotes) What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them (Louise Rennison Quotes) You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?’ ‘Look, shut up, people might hear.’ ‘What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone? (Louise Rennison Quotes) Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them (Louise Rennison Quotes) When uncle Eddie does his impression of ‘Like a Virgin’ it’s like Madonna is coming out of his body!’ Christ what an image (Louise Rennison Quotes) I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them (Louise Rennison Quotes) Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at that same moon. I wonder how many of them haven’t got any eyebrows? (Louise Rennison Quotes) I’ve never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it (Louise Rennison Quotes) And that’s when it fell off in my hand (Louise Rennison Quotes) As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up... but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that (Louise Rennison Quotes) How do you make yourself not like someone? (Louise Rennison Quotes) I’m not a ice cream, I’m a human being (Louise Rennison Quotes) A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger (Louise Rennison Quotes) Your soul shines through even if you haven’t got mascara on (Louise Rennison Quotes) Its okay I’m wearing really big knickers (Louise Rennison Quotes) Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away (Louise Rennison Quotes) You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets! (Louise Rennison Quotes) I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers (Louise Rennison Quotes) Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me (Louise Rennison Quotes) This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel? (Louise Rennison Quotes) Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn’t it farther away? (Louise Rennison Quotes) Look, I can’t go out with you, because... because... because I’m a lesbian (Louise Rennison Quotes)

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