Louis C K Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
Text Quotes
Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much (Louis C K Quotes)
Offending people is a necessary and healthy act... every time you say something that is offensive to another person, you just created a discussion. You just forced them to have to think (Louis C K Quotes)
I love comedians. They’re my community (Louis C K Quotes)
If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you (Louis C K Quotes)
You have to be aware of who you’re talking to in an audience (Louis C K Quotes)
Life’s too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee (Louis C K Quotes)
I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do (Louis C K Quotes)
It’s just a big excuse to say awful things (Louis C K Quotes)
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us (Louis C K Quotes)
The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows (Louis C K Quotes)
People don’t talk to me on airplanes (Louis C K Quotes)
I’m enjoying the work while I get it right now (Louis C K Quotes)
God is like a shitty girlfriend (Louis C K Quotes)
I just thought, maybe I could take you out. Take me out of what? my comfort zone? (Louis C K Quotes)
What happens after you die? Lot’s of things happen after you die - they just don’t involve you (Louis C K Quotes)
When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t (Louis C K Quotes)
Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house (Louis C K Quotes)
Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t (Louis C K Quotes)
I don’t think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women (Louis C K Quotes)
America’s a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out (Louis C K Quotes)
I’m enjoying the work while I get it right now (Louis C K Quotes)
To me, art supplies are always okay to buy (Louis C K Quotes)
Perception is created and twisted so quickly (Louis C K Quotes)
Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on (Louis C K Quotes)
I would rather be with my kids than anybody else (Louis C K Quotes)
I was a nerd growing up, and I’m a little antisocial and awkward (Louis C K Quotes)
I don’t have a brother in real life (Louis C K Quotes)
I like all ladies of all different ages (Louis C K Quotes)
I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed (Louis C K Quotes)
I was an awkward kid (Louis C K Quotes)