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Louis C K Quotes

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Offending people is a necessary and healthy act... every time you say something that is offensive to another person, you just created a discussion. You just forced them to have to think  (Louis C K Quotes) God is like a shitty girlfriend  (Louis C K Quotes) The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows  (Louis C K Quotes) When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us  (Louis C K Quotes) It’s just a big excuse to say awful things  (Louis C K Quotes) I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do  (Louis C K Quotes) If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you  (Louis C K Quotes) I love comedians. They’re my community  (Louis C K Quotes) Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much  (Louis C K Quotes) Misery is wasted on the miserable  (Louis C K Quotes) Life is full of horrible mistakes  (Louis C K Quotes) America’s a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out  (Louis C K Quotes) The ability to just sit there. That’s being a person  (Louis C K Quotes) Everything is amazing and nobody is happy  (Louis C K Quotes) You’re a tourist in sexual perversion. I’m a prisoner there  (Louis C K Quotes) You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease  (Louis C K Quotes) You have to be aware of who you’re talking to in an audience  (Louis C K Quotes) Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head  (Louis C K Quotes) I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them  (Louis C K Quotes) A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much  (Louis C K Quotes) I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me. Go figure  (Louis C K Quotes) Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it  (Louis C K Quotes) Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t  (Louis C K Quotes) You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog  (Louis C K Quotes) Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house  (Louis C K Quotes) Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two  (Louis C K Quotes) When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t  (Louis C K Quotes) What happens after you die? Lot’s of things happen after you die - they just don’t involve you  (Louis C K Quotes) I just thought, maybe I could take you out. Take me out of what? my comfort zone?  (Louis C K Quotes) I like all ladies of all different ages  (Louis C K Quotes)
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