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Louis C K Quotes
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Friendship Quotes
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Offending people is a necessary and healthy act... every time you say something that is offensive to another person, you just created a discussion. You just forced them to have to think (Louis C K Quotes)
God is like a shitty girlfriend (Louis C K Quotes)
The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows (Louis C K Quotes)
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us (Louis C K Quotes)
It’s just a big excuse to say awful things (Louis C K Quotes)
I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do (Louis C K Quotes)
If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you (Louis C K Quotes)
I love comedians. They’re my community (Louis C K Quotes)
Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much (Louis C K Quotes)
Misery is wasted on the miserable (Louis C K Quotes)
Life is full of horrible mistakes (Louis C K Quotes)
America’s a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out (Louis C K Quotes)
The ability to just sit there. That’s being a person (Louis C K Quotes)
Everything is amazing and nobody is happy (Louis C K Quotes)
You’re a tourist in sexual perversion. I’m a prisoner there (Louis C K Quotes)
You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease (Louis C K Quotes)
You have to be aware of who you’re talking to in an audience (Louis C K Quotes)
Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head (Louis C K Quotes)
I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them (Louis C K Quotes)
A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much (Louis C K Quotes)
I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me. Go figure (Louis C K Quotes)
Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it (Louis C K Quotes)
Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t (Louis C K Quotes)
You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog (Louis C K Quotes)
Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house (Louis C K Quotes)
Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two (Louis C K Quotes)
When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t (Louis C K Quotes)
What happens after you die? Lot’s of things happen after you die - they just don’t involve you (Louis C K Quotes)
I just thought, maybe I could take you out. Take me out of what? my comfort zone? (Louis C K Quotes)
I like all ladies of all different ages (Louis C K Quotes)
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