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Louis C K Quotes

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much Picture Quote #1

Offending people is a necessary and healthy act... every time you say something that is offensive to another person, you just created a discussion. You just forced them to have to think Picture Quote #1

I love comedians. They’re my community Picture Quote #1

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you Picture Quote #1

You have to be aware of who you’re talking to in an audience Picture Quote #1

Life’s too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee Picture Quote #1

You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes

When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do Picture Quote #1

It’s just a big excuse to say awful things Picture Quote #1

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us Picture Quote #1

The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows Picture Quote #1

People don’t talk to me on airplanes Picture Quote #1

I’m enjoying the work while I get it right now Picture Quote #1

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes

Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes

God is like a shitty girlfriend Picture Quote #1

I just thought, maybe I could take you out. Take me out of what? my comfort zone? Picture Quote #1

What happens after you die? Lot’s of things happen after you die - they just don’t involve you Picture Quote #1

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t Picture Quote #1

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house Picture Quote #1

Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t Picture Quote #1

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes

You had me at hello - Love Quotes

I don’t think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women Picture Quote #1

America’s a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out Picture Quote #1

I’m enjoying the work while I get it right now Picture Quote #1

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy Picture Quote #1

Perception is created and twisted so quickly Picture Quote #1

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on Picture Quote #1

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else Picture Quote #1

I was a nerd growing up, and I’m a little antisocial and awkward Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a brother in real life Picture Quote #1

I like all ladies of all different ages Picture Quote #1

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed Picture Quote #1

I was an awkward kid Picture Quote #1

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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much (Louis C K Quotes) Offending people is a necessary and healthy act... every time you say something that is offensive to another person, you just created a discussion. You just forced them to have to think (Louis C K Quotes) I love comedians. They’re my community (Louis C K Quotes) If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you (Louis C K Quotes) You have to be aware of who you’re talking to in an audience (Louis C K Quotes) Life’s too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee (Louis C K Quotes) I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do (Louis C K Quotes) It’s just a big excuse to say awful things (Louis C K Quotes) When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us (Louis C K Quotes) The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows (Louis C K Quotes) People don’t talk to me on airplanes (Louis C K Quotes) I’m enjoying the work while I get it right now (Louis C K Quotes) God is like a shitty girlfriend (Louis C K Quotes) I just thought, maybe I could take you out. Take me out of what? my comfort zone? (Louis C K Quotes) What happens after you die? Lot’s of things happen after you die - they just don’t involve you (Louis C K Quotes) When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t (Louis C K Quotes) Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house (Louis C K Quotes) Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t (Louis C K Quotes) I don’t think women are better than men, but I do think that men are worse than women (Louis C K Quotes) America’s a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out (Louis C K Quotes) I’m enjoying the work while I get it right now (Louis C K Quotes) To me, art supplies are always okay to buy (Louis C K Quotes) Perception is created and twisted so quickly (Louis C K Quotes) Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on (Louis C K Quotes) I would rather be with my kids than anybody else (Louis C K Quotes) I was a nerd growing up, and I’m a little antisocial and awkward (Louis C K Quotes) I don’t have a brother in real life (Louis C K Quotes) I like all ladies of all different ages (Louis C K Quotes) I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed (Louis C K Quotes) I was an awkward kid (Louis C K Quotes)

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