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Light Bulb Quotes

God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch Picture Quote #1

I won’t date a guy who doesn’t own a toolbox. I’m not saying you need to be able to knock down a wall or build a house or anything like that. But I’ve been out with a couple of guys who didn’t own toolboxes, and they couldn’t even change a light bulb Picture Quote #1

Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs to buy, and which will put 16,500 IRS agents in charge of policing President Obama’s health care bill Picture Quote #1

The killer app that got the world ready for appliances was the light bulb. So the light bulb is what wired the world. And they weren’t thinking about appliances when they wired the world. They were really thinking about - they weren’t putting electricity into the home. They were putting lighting into the home Picture Quote #1

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx’s bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: ‘That’s the best acting you’ve ever done Picture Quote #1

When my mood was high, I seemed normal, even buoyant. I felt smarter. I had secrets. I could see God in a light bulb Picture Quote #1

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Limit or eliminate late-night computer and television viewing. A computer or TV screen may seem much dimmer than a light bulb, but these screens often fill your field of vision, mimicking the effects of a room filled with light Picture Quote #1

How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! Picture Quote #1

Already the dream was coming apart, its bright silk strands unwinding into nebulous emotions, little coloured clouds of feeling being dispersed by the movement of my waking-up mind. This is how it’s always been with Light Bulb Fragment dreams; by the time I’m fully awake, they’re gone Picture Quote #1

Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb Picture Quote #1

We talked death with burned-up intensity, both of us drawn to it like moths to an electric light bulb. Sucking on it! Picture Quote #1

What am I? Am I the bulb that carries the light, or am I the light of which the bulb is a vehicle? Picture Quote #1

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Now, if you’re Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you’re mainstream America, two or three kids, mom and dad working outside the home, that’s not a very good deal Picture Quote #1

I don’t know an England player who could fix a light bulb, let alone a match Picture Quote #1

‘Don’t be the moth. Be the light bulb.’ When I say that I mean don’t follow the crowd. Just shine. Be the light bulb. Do your thing. Pave your own path Picture Quote #1

I had one of those light bulb ‘a ha’ moments while screening ‘Good Will Hunting’ in Camp David in 1998 - Madeleine Albright and the Clintons were there, and I just became really inspired by all of these amazing people. I left the screening asking myself what I could do Picture Quote #1

When you look at the light bulb above you, you remember Thomas Alva Edison. When the telephone bell rings, you remember Alexander Graham Bell. Marie Curie was the first woman to win the Nobel Prize. When you see the blue sky, you think of Sir C.V. Raman Picture Quote #1

I might not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but I’m pretty good at getting most of the other bulbs to light up Picture Quote #1

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I saw a want ad. light housekeeping. They said Here, change this bulb. I said I’ll need some friends Picture Quote #1

I read for the ‘ah-ha’s,’ the information that makes a light bulb go off in my mind. I want to put information in my mind that is going to be the most beneficial to me, my family and my fellow man - financially, morally, spiritually, and emotionally Picture Quote #1

A light bulb creates an environment by its mere presence Picture Quote #1

Fame changes a lot of things, but it can’t change a light bulb Picture Quote #1

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb! Picture Quote #1

Change your leaders, not your light bulbs Picture Quote #1

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My latest works are these things with light bulbs Picture Quote #1

Q. How many NRA spokesmen do you need to change a light bulb? A. More guns Picture Quote #1

Truth, like the burgeoning of a bulb under the soil, however deeply sown, will make its way to the light Picture Quote #1

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight! Picture Quote #1

The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy Picture Quote #1

I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action Picture Quote #1

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God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch (Light Bulb Quotes) I won’t date a guy who doesn’t own a toolbox. I’m not saying you need to be able to knock down a wall or build a house or anything like that. But I’ve been out with a couple of guys who didn’t own toolboxes, and they couldn’t even change a light bulb (Light Bulb Quotes) Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs to buy, and which will put 16,500 IRS agents in charge of policing President Obama’s health care bill. (Light Bulb Quotes) The killer app that got the world ready for appliances was the light bulb. So the light bulb is what wired the world. And they weren’t thinking about appliances when they wired the world. They were really thinking about - they weren’t putting electricity into the home. They were putting lighting into the home (Light Bulb Quotes) I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx’s bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: ‘That’s the best acting you’ve ever done (Light Bulb Quotes) When my mood was high, I seemed normal, even buoyant. I felt smarter. I had secrets. I could see God in a light bulb (Light Bulb Quotes) Limit or eliminate late-night computer and television viewing. A computer or TV screen may seem much dimmer than a light bulb, but these screens often fill your field of vision, mimicking the effects of a room filled with light (Light Bulb Quotes) How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! (Light Bulb Quotes) Already the dream was coming apart, its bright silk strands unwinding into nebulous emotions, little coloured clouds of feeling being dispersed by the movement of my waking-up mind. This is how it’s always been with Light Bulb Fragment dreams; by the time I’m fully awake, they’re gone (Light Bulb Quotes) Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb (Light Bulb Quotes) We talked death with burned-up intensity, both of us drawn to it like moths to an electric light bulb. Sucking on it! (Light Bulb Quotes) What am I? Am I the bulb that carries the light, or am I the light of which the bulb is a vehicle? (Light Bulb Quotes) Now, if you’re Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you’re mainstream America, two or three kids, mom and dad working outside the home, that’s not a very good deal (Light Bulb Quotes) I don’t know an England player who could fix a light bulb, let alone a match (Light Bulb Quotes) ‘Don’t be the moth. Be the light bulb.’ When I say that I mean don’t follow the crowd. Just shine. Be the light bulb. Do your thing. Pave your own path (Light Bulb Quotes) I had one of those light bulb ‘a ha’ moments while screening ‘Good Will Hunting’ in Camp David in 1998 - Madeleine Albright and the Clintons were there, and I just became really inspired by all of these amazing people. I left the screening asking myself what I could do (Light Bulb Quotes) When you look at the light bulb above you, you remember Thomas Alva Edison. When the telephone bell rings, you remember Alexander Graham Bell. Marie Curie was the first woman to win the Nobel Prize. When you see the blue sky, you think of Sir C.V. Raman. (Light Bulb Quotes) I might not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but I’m pretty good at getting most of the other bulbs to light up. (Light Bulb Quotes) I saw a want ad. light housekeeping. They said Here, change this bulb. I said I’ll need some friends. (Light Bulb Quotes) I read for the ‘ah-ha’s,’ the information that makes a light bulb go off in my mind. I want to put information in my mind that is going to be the most beneficial to me, my family and my fellow man - financially, morally, spiritually, and emotionally. (Light Bulb Quotes) A light bulb creates an environment by its mere presence (Light Bulb Quotes) Fame changes a lot of things, but it can’t change a light bulb (Light Bulb Quotes) Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb! (Light Bulb Quotes) Change your leaders, not your light bulbs (Light Bulb Quotes) My latest works are these things with light bulbs (Light Bulb Quotes) Q. How many NRA spokesmen do you need to change a light bulb? A. More guns (Light Bulb Quotes) Truth, like the burgeoning of a bulb under the soil, however deeply sown, will make its way to the light (Light Bulb Quotes) How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight! (Light Bulb Quotes) The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy (Light Bulb Quotes) I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action (Light Bulb Quotes)

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