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Kurt Vonnegut Quotes

You had me at hello
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Everything is nothing, with a twist  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) You’ve got to be a good date for the reader  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) If I am ever put to death on the hook, expect a very human performance  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) The economy is a thoughtless weather system  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) No moral value is greater than humanity  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) The complicated futility of ignorance  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Humor is an almost physiological response to fear  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) How embarrassing to be human  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Hate, in the long run, is about as nourishing as cyanide  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) We’d all do well to start over again, preferably with kindergarten  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) You are better than you think. A-one, a-two a-three  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) The most heartbreakingly beautiful girl I ever hope to see  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Men are jerks. Women are psychotic  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) People who were so good. There were angels.  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) The hare of history once more overtakes the tortoise of art  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) You don’t do art for any other reason than to help your soul grow  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) It’s a nice glass of champagne at the end of a life  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) I never knew a writer’s wife who wasn’t beautiful  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) How nice-to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) George Bush and his gang imagine they are being political geniuses  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) The big show is inside my head,  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) I’m a painter in my dreams, you know  (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)
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