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Kurt Vonnegut Quotes

There are plenty of good reasons for fighting Picture Quote #1

It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating Picture Quote #1

History! Read it and weep! Picture Quote #1

... life, by definition, is never still Picture Quote #1

... uncritical love is the only real treasure Picture Quote #1

What memories for mud to have Picture Quote #1

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I guess everybody who isn’t dead yet is a survivor Picture Quote #1

Everybody’s shaking in his boots, so don’t be bluffed Picture Quote #1

I never knew a writer’s wife who wasn’t beautiful Picture Quote #1

Things die. All things die Picture Quote #1

When the excrement hit the air condition Picture Quote #1

They’re playin our song Gene! Picture Quote #1

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My last words? Life is no way to treat an animal, not even a mouse Picture Quote #1

Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be Picture Quote #1

That speci?c remedy for the worldwide epidemic of depression is a gift called the blues Picture Quote #1

That specific remedy for the worldwide epidemic of depression is a gift called the blues Picture Quote #1

Generally speaking, espionage offers each spy an opportunity to go crazy in a way he finds irresistible Picture Quote #1

People hate it when they’re tickled because laughter is not pleasant, if it goes on too long. I think it’s a desperate sort of convulsion in desperate circumstances, which helps a little Picture Quote #1

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He became fubar in the classic way, which is to say that he was the victim of a temporary arrangement that became permanent Picture Quote #1

He couldn’t tell the difference between one politician and another. They were all formlessly enthusiastic chimpanzees to him Picture Quote #1

We’re terrible animals. I think that the Earth’s immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should Picture Quote #1

Where is home? I’ve wondered where home is, and I realized, it’s not Mars or someplace like that, it’s Indianapolis when I was nine years old. I had a brother and a sister, a cat and a dog, and a mother and a father and uncles and aunts. And there’s no way I can get there again Picture Quote #1

Someday, someday, this crazy world will have to end, And our God will take things back that He to us did lend. And if, on that sad day, you want to scold our God, Why just go ahead and scold Him. He’ll just smile and nod Picture Quote #1

Like all real heroes, Charley had a fatal flaw. He refused to believe that he had gonorrhea, whereas the truth was that he did Picture Quote #1

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I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that’s not saying much. We are impossibly conceited animals, and actually dumb as heck. Ask any teacher. You don’t even have to ask a teacher. Ask anybody. Dogs and cats are smarter than we are Picture Quote #1

During my three years in Vietnam, I certainly heard plenty of last words by dying American footsoldiers. Not one of them, however, had illusions that he had somehow accomplished something worthwhile in the process of making the Supreme Sacrifice Picture Quote #1

During the Vietnam War, abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana peels up their asses to find out if this was true or not Picture Quote #1

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college Picture Quote #1

We are about to be attacked by Al Qaeda. Wave flags if you have them. That always seems to scare them away. I’m kidding Picture Quote #1

It is almost always a mistake to mention Abraham Lincoln. He always steals the show Picture Quote #1

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There are plenty of good reasons for fighting (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) History! Read it and weep! (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) ... life, by definition, is never still (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) ... uncritical love is the only real treasure (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) What memories for mud to have (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) I guess everybody who isn’t dead yet is a survivor (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Everybody’s shaking in his boots, so don’t be bluffed (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) I never knew a writer’s wife who wasn’t beautiful (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Things die. All things die (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) When the excrement hit the air condition (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) They’re playin our song Gene! (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) My last words? Life is no way to treat an animal, not even a mouse (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) That speci?c remedy for the worldwide epidemic of depression is a gift called the blues (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) That specific remedy for the worldwide epidemic of depression is a gift called the blues (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Generally speaking, espionage offers each spy an opportunity to go crazy in a way he finds irresistible (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) People hate it when they’re tickled because laughter is not pleasant, if it goes on too long. I think it’s a desperate sort of convulsion in desperate circumstances, which helps a little (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) He became fubar in the classic way, which is to say that he was the victim of a temporary arrangement that became permanent (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) He couldn’t tell the difference between one politician and another. They were all formlessly enthusiastic chimpanzees to him (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) We’re terrible animals. I think that the Earth’s immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Where is home? I’ve wondered where home is, and I realized, it’s not Mars or someplace like that, it’s Indianapolis when I was nine years old. I had a brother and a sister, a cat and a dog, and a mother and a father and uncles and aunts. And there’s no way I can get there again (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Someday, someday, this crazy world will have to end, And our God will take things back that He to us did lend. And if, on that sad day, you want to scold our God, Why just go ahead and scold Him. He’ll just smile and nod (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Like all real heroes, Charley had a fatal flaw. He refused to believe that he had gonorrhea, whereas the truth was that he did (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that’s not saying much. We are impossibly conceited animals, and actually dumb as heck. Ask any teacher. You don’t even have to ask a teacher. Ask anybody. Dogs and cats are smarter than we are (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) During my three years in Vietnam, I certainly heard plenty of last words by dying American footsoldiers. Not one of them, however, had illusions that he had somehow accomplished something worthwhile in the process of making the Supreme Sacrifice (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) During the Vietnam War, abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana peels up their asses to find out if this was true or not (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) We are about to be attacked by Al Qaeda. Wave flags if you have them. That always seems to scare them away. I’m kidding (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes) It is almost always a mistake to mention Abraham Lincoln. He always steals the show (Kurt Vonnegut Quotes)

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