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Kurt Braunohler Quotes

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
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My parents got divorced when I was 2, so I have this weird thing where I have 8 brothers and sisters, but I am also an only child.  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) Eric Bryant and Ethan Berlin, the creators of ‘Bunk,’ asked me to come get involved in very early process when they wanted to make a game show.  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) Bunk’ is a comedy game show where, each week, three of my favorite comedians compete in a series of bizarre and meaningless challenges all for my entertainment. Ethan T. Berlin and Eric Bryant created ‘Bunk.’  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) Anyone can become a game show host. It simply requires a giant, narcissistic ego and an inability to do anything else. The closest thing to school I did was looking in the mirror one hundred times a day and repeating, ‘People should listen to you talk.’  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) You don’t become a fully-formed human as a female, or even a male, until you’re at least 30.  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no reason, it wakes you up out of your everyday pattern. You pull back and look at life a little bit wider because of that one weird thing you weren’t expecting.  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because it was closer to how I felt, but I looked so dumb. So, I just stopped. It was like, ‘I’m just going to look like a banker.’  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) I pushed against doing a podcast for so long. I’m a very late comer to the podcast game. But you’re responsibility as a comedian is to get your viewpoints out into the world, and we have a lot more avenues to do that. So it’s a lot more opportunity, but really have to work all the time.  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like, a coxcomb of hair that I would sculpt into two horns. I looked like a crazy person.  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of ‘Bunk.’ I want ‘Bunk’ to feel like there’s a slight possibility that a confident homeless man just wondered into the studio and started hosting a game show.  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there’s a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the train and go visit them!  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) In my new IFC comedy game show, ‘Bunk,’ we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it takes for him to wade through a bag of broken glass for a razor blade, to get gum out of his hair, to pick up every strand from a box of spaghetti I spill on the floor, etc, etc.  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) The rules of game shows limit stuff so much. I remember on ‘Money From Strangers,’ being in the van - not even performing - and there was a lawyer there the entire time. ‘No, you can’t give money for that. Yes, you can give money for that. That’s a partial answer. That’s a full answer.’  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) It is an intern’s job to go for coffee for anyone who asks, preferably delivering it scalding hot and cupped in your bare hands!  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) All the great game show hosts have a signature ‘look,’ from Bob Barker’s year-round Brazil Nut-hued tan to Monty Hall’s oversized lamb chop sideburns. As the host of IFC’s new comedy game show ‘Bunk,’ I, too, have worked to develop a style signature by being the first man or woman in TV history to host every show in my bare feet!  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking. They have beady eyes; they are very suspicious. They can’t do anything right. They have no hands, which is inherently funny.  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes) There’s this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli in Bushwick where they give you the address.  (Kurt Braunohler Quotes)