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Kumail Nanjiani Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
Together is my favorite place to be
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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew






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Honestly, I would love to be friends with Fox Mulder on ‘The X-Files.’ That’s almost a little too obvious, but that would be my answer. I’d love to hang out with him (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)
I love constructive criticism. I love getting notes when I’m acting. I love them telling me what to do. I don’t always agree with it, but I really need it (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)
The whole religion of Islam is based on reward and punishment and reward and punishment, and it becomes a part of how you think of everything. Even yourself (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)
I never really got into game shows. The easiest one is Wheel Of Fortune because you just have to know words, and for the most part everyone knows words (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity. (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)
It wasn’t until I moved to New York that I decided to make a conscious effort to be myself (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)
I love constructive criticism. I love getting notes when I’m acting. I love them telling me what to do. I don’t always agree with it, but I really need it. (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)
I was extremely shy and had a terrible fear of public speaking. But I had fallen in love with stand-up. (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)
The plan was always to come to America, because Pakistan’s a scary place. They don’t have religious freedom. It’s very poor, and there’s a lot of violence and corruption. (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)
I thought of America as this crazy, happy, exciting place where everybody’s rich and there’s stuff everywhere. Compared to Pakistan, it’s not untrue. (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)
I think, you know, a lot of the business of comedy is taking your personal experiences and making them relatable to other people (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)
I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from my life (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)
Im from a family of doctors, and I think they really wanted me to be a doctor. I even sort of assumed I would be a doctor (Kumail Nanjiani Quotes)