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Knocked Up Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
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Having you in my life made everything better
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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Life is getting up one more time than you’ve been knocked down (Knocked Up Quotes)
Success means getting up 1 more time than you get knocked down (Knocked Up Quotes)
No matter how many times you get knocked down, keep getting back up (Knocked Up Quotes)
Get back up when you’re knocked down (Knocked Up Quotes)
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant (Knocked Up Quotes)
Don’t just give up, Hachiko. Life is about getting knocked down over and over, but still getting up each time. If you keep getting up, you win. (Knocked Up Quotes)
There’s nothing wrong with getting knocked down, as long as you get right back up (Knocked Up Quotes)
The best part about getting knocked down is standing back up knowing what you didn’t before (Knocked Up Quotes)
Get knocked down. Get back up. Always be a fighter. Don’t be afraid of the punch. Don’t be afraid of getting back up. Be afraid of giving up. (Knocked Up Quotes)
Failing forward is the ability to get back up after you’ve been knocked down, learn from your mistake, and move forward in a better direction (Knocked Up Quotes)
Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That’s because he just knocked them down (Knocked Up Quotes)
It always cracks me up when people try to impress God, because people don’t have to impress God. He’s already knocked out by you (Knocked Up Quotes)
I do this ‘Walker shake.’ You got to get knocked down many times, shake it off. Life is about ups and downs, and you got to keep standing up (Knocked Up Quotes)
I am a neat hand at cookery, and I’ll tell you what I knocked up for my Christmas-eve dinner in the Library Cart. I knocked up a beefsteak-pudding for one, with two kidneys, a dozen oysters, and a couple of mushrooms thrown in. It’s a pudding to put a man in good humour with everything, except the two bottom buttons of his waistcoat (Knocked Up Quotes)
Those lips looked tasty, especially when they said things like ‘ I jumped up every time someone knocked, hoping it’s be you (Knocked Up Quotes)
Sorry I thought you were pregnant (Knocked Up Quotes)
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside (Knocked Up Quotes)
When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant? (Knocked Up Quotes)
I’m pregnant John. The night that every John in town suddenly disappeared (Knocked Up Quotes)
Can you guess who’s pregnant? (Knocked Up Quotes)
If you don’t know by now... you might be fat (Knocked Up Quotes)
Congratulations on not being sterile! (Knocked Up Quotes)
Baby loading... please wait (Knocked Up Quotes)
Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up (Knocked Up Quotes)
There is little reason left for society to respect women as it once did. Women get knocked up. They don’t marry. They have abortions. They go to bars. They get knocked up again (Knocked Up Quotes)
There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player (Knocked Up Quotes)
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it (Knocked Up Quotes)
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