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Ken Dodd Quotes

Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to my shows to escape the cares of life. They don’t want to be embarrassed or insulted. They want to laugh and so do I - which is probably why it works Picture Quote #1
My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, ‘Well that taught me a lesson.’ Picture Quote #1
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother Picture Quote #1
Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them Picture Quote #1
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it Picture Quote #1
My teeth are all my own. I’ve just finished paying for them Picture Quote #1
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Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you’re in dead trouble! Picture Quote #1
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother Picture Quote #1
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Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to my shows to escape the cares of life. They don’t want to be embarrassed or insulted. They want to laugh and so do I - which is probably why it works  (Ken Dodd Quotes) My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, ‘Well that taught me a lesson.’  (Ken Dodd Quotes) Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother.  (Ken Dodd Quotes) Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them  (Ken Dodd Quotes) I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it  (Ken Dodd Quotes) My teeth are all my own. I’ve just finished paying for them  (Ken Dodd Quotes) Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you’re in dead trouble!  (Ken Dodd Quotes) Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother  (Ken Dodd Quotes)