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Karl Pilkington Quotes

A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
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It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) If you haven’t got eyes, you shouldn’t have wings  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) You never see an old man eating a Twix  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) But I’m not an idiot. At the end of the day, I’ve learned a lot.  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’m really happy. I just don’t choose to show it.  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) If you can’t do it, don’t do it  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) If you live in a glass house, don’t be chucking stuff about  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I don’t think I’d be a very good parent. I’d be too honest.  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) It’s not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) A slug is always on its own. It’s a lonely insect  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I’ve got loads of nieces and nephews  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) It’s not a joke: I really do like being at home  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) People who live in a glass house have to answer the door  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I found that being with happy positive people annoys me  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Chinese people age overnight  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) It’s not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I could eat a knob at night  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Treat the world like a head  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I always have a problem liking things I’m told I should like  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) A dog has got human eyes  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Stop looking at the walls, look out the window  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) Apparently you’re not allowed to lick a toad’s back  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?  (Karl Pilkington Quotes) How would I know which one I was?  (Karl Pilkington Quotes)
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