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Judy Gold Quotes

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy Picture Quote #1

What if obese people couldn’t get married? Picture Quote #1

Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I’m a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking Picture Quote #1

I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don’t you think? That would be fantastic: ‘Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don’t go in, they’re anti-Semitic.’ Picture Quote #1

We all know showbiz isn’t easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing Picture Quote #1

I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn’t work with my family Picture Quote #1

What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes

Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes

I do believe that it’s something that we don’t talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don’t have to think, which people apparently don’t like to do Picture Quote #1

When I got a part in ‘All American Girl,’ in 1994, I remember thinking, ‘Now I have a series, I’m not going to need to do standup,’ but every night I’d go out afterward and get onstage somewhere Picture Quote #1

I love being a Givenik Ambassador. Not only does it give me a platform to discuss my favorite charities, but I get to talk about my other favorite topic - ‘The Judy Show!’ Picture Quote #1

My desire for my own sitcom began as a little girl - I spent hours lying on my belly on the shag carpeting getting lost in the world of the 70s sitcom. All I wanted to do was run away to the Brady house, The Partridge Family bus; even the project on ‘Good Times’ seemed better than Clark, NJ Picture Quote #1

My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act Picture Quote #1

Women risked their lives for the right to vote. When I hear people say, ‘Oh, I’m not gonna vote,’ I just wanna tear their heart out Picture Quote #1

A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes

When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes

I would love to get married, first of all, from my children’s perspective. People don’t think of children when they think of gay marriage, but I do have children, and for them to see their family validated as other families are validated and protected by our government, yes Picture Quote #1

As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers Picture Quote #1

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative Picture Quote #1

I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don’t open unless I lick them Picture Quote #1

Remember the phrase - ‘Act your age, not your shoe size?’ That didn’t apply to me, as they were the same until the age of 12 when my feet stopped growing Picture Quote #1

I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don’t ask, I won’t tell Picture Quote #1

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes

You had me at hello - Love Quotes

When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews Picture Quote #1

My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby’s room. Our second son was born in 2001, and the office became the kids’ room Picture Quote #1

Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite Picture Quote #1

What if obese people couldn’t get married? Picture Quote #1

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh Picture Quote #1

If you’re going to hit a car, try to be sure that it’s not a cop car Picture Quote #1

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes

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I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy. (Judy Gold Quotes) What if obese people couldn’t get married? (Judy Gold Quotes) Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I’m a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking. (Judy Gold Quotes) I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don’t you think? That would be fantastic: ‘Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don’t go in, they’re anti-Semitic.’ (Judy Gold Quotes) We all know showbiz isn’t easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing. (Judy Gold Quotes) I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn’t work with my family (Judy Gold Quotes) I do believe that it’s something that we don’t talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don’t have to think, which people apparently don’t like to do. (Judy Gold Quotes) When I got a part in ‘All American Girl,’ in 1994, I remember thinking, ‘Now I have a series, I’m not going to need to do standup,’ but every night I’d go out afterward and get onstage somewhere. (Judy Gold Quotes) I love being a Givenik Ambassador. Not only does it give me a platform to discuss my favorite charities, but I get to talk about my other favorite topic - ‘The Judy Show!’ (Judy Gold Quotes) My desire for my own sitcom began as a little girl - I spent hours lying on my belly on the shag carpeting getting lost in the world of the 70s sitcom. All I wanted to do was run away to the Brady house, The Partridge Family bus; even the project on ‘Good Times’ seemed better than Clark, NJ. (Judy Gold Quotes) My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act. (Judy Gold Quotes) Women risked their lives for the right to vote. When I hear people say, ‘Oh, I’m not gonna vote,’ I just wanna tear their heart out. (Judy Gold Quotes) I would love to get married, first of all, from my children’s perspective. People don’t think of children when they think of gay marriage, but I do have children, and for them to see their family validated as other families are validated and protected by our government, yes. (Judy Gold Quotes) As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers. (Judy Gold Quotes) Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative (Judy Gold Quotes) I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don’t open unless I lick them (Judy Gold Quotes) Remember the phrase - ‘Act your age, not your shoe size?’ That didn’t apply to me, as they were the same until the age of 12 when my feet stopped growing (Judy Gold Quotes) I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don’t ask, I won’t tell. (Judy Gold Quotes) When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews (Judy Gold Quotes) My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby’s room. Our second son was born in 2001, and the office became the kids’ room. (Judy Gold Quotes) Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite (Judy Gold Quotes) What if obese people couldn’t get married? (Judy Gold Quotes) Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh (Judy Gold Quotes) If you’re going to hit a car, try to be sure that it’s not a cop car (Judy Gold Quotes)