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John Waters Quotes

I liked speed. I was on black beauties all the time. Nothing bad happened to me. I didn’t become a drug addict because I always had to make a movie. We weren’t stoned when we made them; I was stoned when I made movies up. I did them all Picture Quote #1

I’ve signed peoples’ parole cards at book signings and it’s very touching Picture Quote #1

The only way I’ve learned to change anyone’s mind politically is to make them laugh. My whole career has been about that Picture Quote #1

[My catholic education] sticked with me. It caused the rage I had to make ‘Pink Flamingos.’ Picture Quote #1

You see a kid making a film on a cell phone. He doesn’t know what he’s doing either. But it comes out kind of good Picture Quote #1

Humor is how you change people’s opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they’ll listen, even if they hate you Picture Quote #1

I meant to behave but there were too many other options

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You had me at hello

Being a traditionalist, I’m a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I’m already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left Picture Quote #1

I must admit, even my fans everywhere I go in the world - just this week I was in London and Glasgow and the week before I was in Des Moines - my fans all look the same in all those cities - they look great! Picture Quote #1

I would describe myself as a writer that hopes to take you into my world and help you feel a little safer Picture Quote #1

If you purposefully look to shock people, it isn’t funny. That’s what 50 million dollar Hollywood comedies do ; try to be shocking and dirty Picture Quote #1

I don’t trust anyone that hasn’t been to jail at least once in their life Picture Quote #1

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway Picture Quote #1

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why

I think that in America there is a new movement of underground movies that wants to kick the ass of independent films that they think whine too much Picture Quote #1

Ever feel like killing somebody just to see if you could get away with it? Sure, you have. Everybody has little things that get on their nerves Picture Quote #1

No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There’s no such thing as a good long joke Picture Quote #1

God knows if you could start a new sex act that’s more important than making a good movie Picture Quote #1

How come there’s no terrorism with humor, which is a great way to humiliate your enemy? It’s a great time for that Picture Quote #1

At the premiere of Hairspray on Broadway, Harvey Fierstein’s mom said to my mom, Didn’t we raise great sons? and my mother just started sobbing, because I’m sure they’d both been through other nights when people didn’t say that Picture Quote #1

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary

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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever

I used to run away to New York from Baltimore all the time.I would get on the Greyhound bus and tell my parents I was going to some sorority weekend. I’d even make up fake permission slips, come to New York and just ask people on the street if I could stay with them and go see midnight movies Picture Quote #1

I keep on having ideas and developments. Some happen and some don’t, but I still always have a way of telling a story Picture Quote #1

I’m here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely Picture Quote #1

Wealth is walking into any bookshop and buying any book you want without looking at the price tag Picture Quote #1

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty Picture Quote #1

Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict? Picture Quote #1

Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini

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If cats could talk, they wouldn't

To understand bad taste one must have very good taste Picture Quote #1

Pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value Picture Quote #1

Life is nothing without a good sense of humor Picture Quote #1

All people look better under arrest Picture Quote #1

Going to a sensational murder trial is the only way I can relax Picture Quote #1

Cheer up. You never know - maybe something awful will happen tomorrow Picture Quote #1

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I liked speed. I was on black beauties all the time. Nothing bad happened to me. I didn’t become a drug addict because I always had to make a movie. We weren’t stoned when we made them; I was stoned when I made movies up. I did them all. (John Waters Quotes) I’ve signed peoples’ parole cards at book signings and it’s very touching (John Waters Quotes) The only way I’ve learned to change anyone’s mind politically is to make them laugh. My whole career has been about that. (John Waters Quotes) [My catholic education] sticked with me. It caused the rage I had to make ‘Pink Flamingos.’ (John Waters Quotes) You see a kid making a film on a cell phone. He doesn’t know what he’s doing either. But it comes out kind of good. (John Waters Quotes) Humor is how you change people’s opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they’ll listen, even if they hate you. (John Waters Quotes) Being a traditionalist, I’m a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I’m already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left. (John Waters Quotes) I must admit, even my fans everywhere I go in the world - just this week I was in London and Glasgow and the week before I was in Des Moines - my fans all look the same in all those cities - they look great! (John Waters Quotes) I would describe myself as a writer that hopes to take you into my world and help you feel a little safer. (John Waters Quotes) If you purposefully look to shock people, it isn’t funny. That’s what 50 million dollar Hollywood comedies do ; try to be shocking and dirty. (John Waters Quotes) I don’t trust anyone that hasn’t been to jail at least once in their life (John Waters Quotes) People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway. (John Waters Quotes) I think that in America there is a new movement of underground movies that wants to kick the ass of independent films that they think whine too much. (John Waters Quotes) Ever feel like killing somebody just to see if you could get away with it? Sure, you have. Everybody has little things that get on their nerves. (John Waters Quotes) No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There’s no such thing as a good long joke. (John Waters Quotes) God knows if you could start a new sex act that’s more important than making a good movie (John Waters Quotes) How come there’s no terrorism with humor, which is a great way to humiliate your enemy? It’s a great time for that. (John Waters Quotes) At the premiere of Hairspray on Broadway, Harvey Fierstein’s mom said to my mom, Didn’t we raise great sons? and my mother just started sobbing, because I’m sure they’d both been through other nights when people didn’t say that. (John Waters Quotes) I used to run away to New York from Baltimore all the time.I would get on the Greyhound bus and tell my parents I was going to some sorority weekend. I’d even make up fake permission slips, come to New York and just ask people on the street if I could stay with them and go see midnight movies. (John Waters Quotes) I keep on having ideas and developments. Some happen and some don’t, but I still always have a way of telling a story. (John Waters Quotes) I’m here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely. (John Waters Quotes) Wealth is walking into any bookshop and buying any book you want without looking at the price tag (John Waters Quotes) I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty (John Waters Quotes) Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict? (John Waters Quotes) To understand bad taste one must have very good taste (John Waters Quotes) Pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value (John Waters Quotes) Life is nothing without a good sense of humor (John Waters Quotes) All people look better under arrest (John Waters Quotes) Going to a sensational murder trial is the only way I can relax (John Waters Quotes) Cheer up. You never know - maybe something awful will happen tomorrow (John Waters Quotes)

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