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Joey Adams Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you  (Joey Adams Quotes) Smack your child every day. If you don’t know why - he does  (Joey Adams Quotes) Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. ‘Get up early, work late - and strike oil.’  (Joey Adams Quotes) People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The trouble is they want a week’s pay for it.  (Joey Adams Quotes) Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. ‘Get up early, work late - and strike oil.’  (Joey Adams Quotes) With friends like that, who needs enemies?  (Joey Adams Quotes) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.  (Joey Adams Quotes) May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions  (Joey Adams Quotes) If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all  (Joey Adams Quotes) If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business  (Joey Adams Quotes) A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing  (Joey Adams Quotes) Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you  (Joey Adams Quotes) When you start to bet on horses, you understand that the dog remains the best friend of man  (Joey Adams Quotes) Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors  (Joey Adams Quotes) The computer can do more work faster than a human because it doesn’t have to answer the phone  (Joey Adams Quotes) Of course, it’s very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs  (Joey Adams Quotes) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway  (Joey Adams Quotes) People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The trouble is they want a week’s pay for it  (Joey Adams Quotes) A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing  (Joey Adams Quotes) The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win  (Joey Adams Quotes)