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Joe Rogan Quotes

What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
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Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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A year from now you'll wish you started today
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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You had me at hello
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If you haven’t peed the bed, you haven’t taken enough chances  (Joe Rogan Quotes) The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion  (Joe Rogan Quotes) To really appreciate life you got to know you’re going to die  (Joe Rogan Quotes) If you haven’t peed the bed, you haven’t taken enough chances  (Joe Rogan Quotes) You can’t measure what’s inside a man’s heart  (Joe Rogan Quotes) Be the hero of your own story  (Joe Rogan Quotes) You could smell my ass from mars  (Joe Rogan Quotes) People love to see people fall  (Joe Rogan Quotes) I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking  (Joe Rogan Quotes) We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by  (Joe Rogan Quotes) Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD  (Joe Rogan Quotes) Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken  (Joe Rogan Quotes) I don’t care if you’re gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion  (Joe Rogan Quotes) I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig  (Joe Rogan Quotes) I’m a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them  (Joe Rogan Quotes) It never hurt Lenny Bruce’s career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in  (Joe Rogan Quotes) Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that’s why everybody loved him so much  (Joe Rogan Quotes) The Comedy Store in LA, it’s a really loose room and it’s really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage  (Joe Rogan Quotes) The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone  (Joe Rogan Quotes) I’ve been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC  (Joe Rogan Quotes) People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings  (Joe Rogan Quotes) Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are  (Joe Rogan Quotes) The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I’ve ever used for developing my mind  (Joe Rogan Quotes) On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I’ve had both knees reconstructed  (Joe Rogan Quotes) Reality really is theater. There’s no other way to describe it. It’s all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic  (Joe Rogan Quotes) When you snatch little pieces of other people’s lives and try to palm them off as your own, that’s more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago  (Joe Rogan Quotes) Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley’s very funny, very witty guy, very quick  (Joe Rogan Quotes) The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both  (Joe Rogan Quotes) What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt  (Joe Rogan Quotes) I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you... That can be an awesome motivating force that can improve your life if you choose to be inspired and not jealous. One (being jealous) has no benefit whatsoever, the other is an incredible resource for creating momentum and improvement  (Joe Rogan Quotes)
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